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About Me

I am an American Pit Bull Terrier. I like big beef bones, don't care too much for kongs and shit, unless there's peanut butter inside, but I give up too easy on dat shit. I was raised on pilipino food anyway. My favorite is lumpia, but mom don't cook dat right now cuz she almost burned down da hizzouse. So now she be giving me cantaloupe. I like dat shit too. As a matter o' fact, I like flamin' hots too, but they make my boody burn, so momz don't give it to me no' mo'. I steal dat shit when I get a chance. One of my favorite toys is Miffy. She's my baby bunny (stuffed animal), but I like to kill her all da time. Mommy thinks it's funny. We gots some roommates too. I like to shit and piss in their rooms where they can't find it. It's funny when they come home and wonder what the smell is. *HA HA!! IT'S ME MUTHA FECKA!! IT'S ME!! Sheeeit*. It's even funnier when they slip on my soft serve dookies. My auntie Kimmie came home and she slipped on my yack. Dat shit was HELLA funny, dawg. Too bad mommy wasn't home. Anyway, I love my mommy. She took a German Shepard's jaws fo' my ass so I had to take dat bitch down. I scared mom, though. I'm sorry mommy. I love you...I just wanna keep you safe.

My Interests

Boys, pilipino pood, cantaloupes, watermelons, apples and lots of other foods. Oh yah, I like legs. I don't care if they're girl's or boy's leg's. I like legs. Gimme ya legs so I can hump 'em.

I'd like to meet:

All y'all APBT lovers, and other animal lovers. I don't hate. I may chase after yo' ass, but just don't lemme getcha.

Music:

I like whatever my mom plays in our truck. That's mostly, rock. But I like it all as long as it's not too loud.

Movies:

I'd rather kill my Miffy.

Television:

I don't watch da shit. When everyone watches, dat's when I sneak in their rooms and do mah bizz. Shhhhh....

Books:

I can't read!! I can't even type!! Yah jack ass!!

Heroes:

Mommy!! She picks up my Pumpkin Pies.

My Blog

It's Mah Birdday!!

My mamma told me that I'm a virgo like her. I don't really care either way. I just want mah damn cookies!!
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Consequences & Reprecutions...and shit!

This is what happened to my mommy when somebody let their doggie off leash. Now mind you, I WAS NOT THE ONE WHO BIT MY MAMA!! Some dingaling not obeying leash law's dog did. Keep yo'self on a leash so...
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Poem From a Nice Lady Named Lindsay

A Pit Bull Prayer Spirit in the sky, who watches over all animals; It is my prayer and my request that you grant greater understanding, and acceptance to humans; those who love us and those who ...
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Piece o cake!!! Ouch mah boody!!

Oh my wholly shit balls!! I stole the cake from mommy. It was sooOOOOOooo good. It was cheese babinka, and I got in sOOoo much trubba. Mommy never gets mad at me, but I ain't neva seen her like this b...
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Day in Da Life of Me

Time to get up already? I'm tying to sleep!! I gotta eat this shit again? PAHTOOEY!! Can I have what you're having? PUHLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEZE???? I wanna be alone with Miffy. You don't need to ...
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mugger Fugger!

I head butted mommy today and got her on the nose. She didn't seem to be mad at me, but now she's slandering me!! Uh oh...I guess I'm in trubba....
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boo Boo!!

I cut my paws. It hurts when I walk on the cement and I'm supposed to go run wild in the wine country with mommy on Saturday and Sunday. FUCK!! I hope dis shit gets better before then. DOOOO DOOO stai...
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Tummy

I wuz a bitch in heat, a freak widdout warning. My appetite is luv cuz me so HO' NEY! ARF, so horney, ARF ARF, so hoOOOorney!! I got no more reproductive organs, but I got some tatoos and a belly ...
Posted by Pumpkin Head on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST