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tintern

we ride whales and drag race time and knock the fires from the traces of trilobyte hives

About Me

uh, yeah right. i can't even explain the reason i woke up this morning let alone my whole being/existence. anyhow. me, yeah. i like beer, preferably guiness but i drink pbr too. i -love- coffee. i have a music studio. i record bands. i play in bands. i make terrible, awful puns that you'll wind up laughing at. i live on top of a hill. on a dead end street. sometimes i throw after parties and wind up cooking a pound of bacon at 3am. i always have popcorn. i seriously
Oh, and I used to be Corey Feldman's stunt double:


Yes, sorry, Das Happening is over. Anyhow, I'm currently playing with Tim from it and we have a lovely alt.country/indie sort of band going on that's called Necktie Party . I'm playing drums and rocking the heck out of my western shirts. Think Neil Young meets the Brian Jonestown Massacre with a good dose of Uncle Tupelo. It's good. You should come check it out sometime.

My Interests

music, people, books, caffeine, nicotine, beer, driving, conversation, sushi, tattoos, revolution, recording, playing shows, seeing shows, feedback, dissonance, goofing around, the comfort and safety of your own bed and oh yeah, gin and tonics

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Sofia Coppola and have a long torrid affair with her (based on recent movies, not GF3). Past that fantasy, I'm up for meeting anyone who's interesting and can keep up with me and my requiste caffeine habit. I can tell you who I don't want to meet, that gets easier everyday. I don't want to meet anyone who's profile says they like "all types of music except country" and not just because I like some country (Steve Earle, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Uncle Tupelo, etc) but because that says either music's not important to you or you can't even name your 10 favorite artists. If music's not important to you, eh, that's fine but you would hate to be stuck in a conversation with me. And no, I don't want to be friends with your damn mallcore band. Take your eyeliner and Schecter guitars and vamoose. Ok, sorry that came off as mean but cripes, it's the internet, there's so much stuff on here I couldn't begin to care about. Oh, ok, I'd just like to meet a really fun, positive girl who digs cool music and is kind of zany (yeah, i just said "zany" like Blossom or something) but who isn't completely mental and with more issues than National Geographic. Is that too much too ask? Sorry but the whole "saving the wounded puppy" thing stops now. Life is too short for negativity and drama!

Music:

Asobi Seksu, Charlene, Caesars, My Bloody Valentine, Jesus & Mary Chain, Cure, Band of Susans, Kelly Clarkson, Sonic Youth, Afghan Whigs, BRMC, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Wire, Dinosaur Jr, Arab Strap, Atrina, Cranes, Sisters of Mercy, Throwing Muses, Curve, Fiel Garvie, Cowboy Junkies, Fugazi, GVSB, Gemma Hayes, The Good North, Jenny Lewis, Idlewild, Manic Street Preachers, Pixies, Placebo, Mission of Burma, PIL, REM, Primal Scream, Rainer Maria, Slowdive, The Curtain Society, Social Distortion, Husker Du, Sugar, The Clash, Replacements, Smiths, Stone Roses, Utah Saints, Victory at Sea, Uncle Tupelo, The Stills, Old 97s, Einstrzende Neubauten, Joy Division, Interpol, PJ Harvey, Screaming Trees, Swervedriver, The Comas, Tricky, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Visqueen, Baby Strange, Presley, Steve Earle, ...Trail of Dead, A Place To Bury Strangers, Concrete Blonde, Killers, The Information, Gang of Four, Hum, Springsteen, Scuba, Whiskeytown, Andrea Maxand, Heather Nova, Prosaics, The Wandas, Metric, Giant Drag, The Cardigans

Movies:

Walk The Line, Lost In Translation, Apocalypse Now, 2001, Drugstore Cowboy, Boondock Saints, 24 Hour Party People, Fear and Loathing, Army of Darkness, Mallrats

Television:

CSI Las Vegas, Rescue Me, Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch, Confessions of a Matchmaker, Mythbusters, My Name Is Earl, random history and discovery stuff and things involving cars, especially Le Mans, rally or road course racing.

Books:

authors: Leonard Cohen, Bukowski, Henry Miller, Ayn Rand, Thomas Pyncheon, Nick Hornby, Hemingway, Mil Millington, Vonnegut, Salam Pax, Brian Eno, Sylvia Plath, Mark Danielewski, Lester Bangs, Matthew Collin, John Updike, Tom Wolfe, Anne Rice

Heroes:

William Jefferson, Bill Clinton, Kevin Shields, Bob Mould, Ian Curtis, JR + June Cash, Greg Dulli, Carroll Shelby

My Blog

Necktie Party record

Well, the basic 8 tracks are half in the bag (and the same for the band tonight). It's going to be an 8 song EP/album, it'll be $5 when it comes out in hopefully a few months. In the meantime, we have...
Posted by tintern on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

New pics from Savannah are up

Got some pretty neat pics from Savannah, check out the two new albums. Here is a smattering:...
Posted by tintern on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:21:00 PST

Savannah, GA

Know anything particularly cool to see, visit, do down there? Let me know. I have to go down there for work very soon and I have the weekend free and a rental car.
Posted by tintern on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

drivers...

I have just returned from driver hell......and come out on the other side with white hair.You'd think after using PCs for well over a decade I'd learn to not upgrade but nooooo.Go ahead Mac users, lau...
Posted by tintern on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:01:00 PST

catharsis

... or something like that. might not be the right word but it's the first one that comes to mind.anyhow, writing songs again. THANK GOD. needed that. hope to start recording solo stuff again. and, fr...
Posted by tintern on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

Were playing Country Fest in W. Springfield - Sept. 1st

Just confirmed - Necktie Party is playing a country music festival in WMass on September 1sthttp://www.myspace.com/countrywestfestFrom that page:FIRST ANNUAL COUNTRY MUSIC FESTIVAL HOSTED BY ROXIE LEE...
Posted by tintern on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST

Northampton: tonight (FRI) Allston on SUNDAY

I'm filling in on drums for 28 Degress Taurus - shoegaze/ambient rock stuff with a driving beat. Other good bands are playing, most notably Guillermo Sexo (check them out).The Eagles Nest270 Pleasant ...
Posted by tintern on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:59:00 PST

Dear Fitchburg Meatheads....

If that's your best:Your best won't do.thnx for the quote Dee Snyder. I can't even imagine what they would have called him and his band in the parking lot!...
Posted by tintern on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

Necktie Party shows friday + saturday

Couple of shows this weekend:Friday night - return to the cheap drinking of Hooligans in Fitchburg$3 MGD pitchers$6 Blue Moon pitchers$2 cover.29 Blossom St.and also:We're on thirdhttp://www.myspace.c...
Posted by tintern on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

Necktie Party show friday - Lowell

Hello all, got another show for you:Friday August, 3 2007 at The Worthen141 Worthen St., Lowell, MassachusettsCost : $5w/ Animal Closet and 28 Degrees Taurus.We're playing with 28 Degrees Taurus again...
Posted by tintern on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:41:00 PST