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charlie brown

talk is cheap but the phone bill is not.

About Me

a certain super rad boy who really matt-ers to me. striking a prose. words that will never cease to amuse me: phlebotomy, bananas, hullabaloo, pasadena, cacophony, and, of course, kenny loggins. either a hypocrite or a contradiction, the jury is hung (insert immature laugh here). having the best, most intelligent, bitter, sarcastic friends ever. constantly transcribing scenes around me into run on sentences in my head, then getting distracted by something shiny. word play, but only if i'm home before dinner. pulling a statler and waldorf with t. spears. fully embracing my transition into coffee shop douchebag. drinking rum like it’s going out of style then ordering another round while proclaiming to be retro. being at a complete loss as to the appropriate response whenever someone hands me a snapshot of their puppy/infant/ combination of the two. feeling 17.4% more clever when speaking with a cigarette in my hand. eye roll, dramatic sigh. my office apparently frowns upon the throwing of fruit snacks and the doodling of caricatures as evidenced by my disciplinary status. on my list of things i need to do: toilet paper someone’s house, call strangers up and inquire as to the status of their free standing foodstuff cooling device, order up a few singing telegrams... apparently my goals in life amount to nothing more then sitcom-esque antics that went out of style with rotary phones and bazooka gum. if i like you chances are you just may get a themed surprise birthday party. i enjoy being a young woman living alone for the simple fact it has ruined forensic science shows for me forever. i've bought hungry, hungry hippos 3 times in the past 4 years because i keep losing my marbles...insert crazy joke...here. i usually have a fairly amusing story that tends to end with me making a fool out of myself/almost dying/combination of the two. i hate pajamas, thomas edison, and extreme makeover any edition. the smell of children eating cheerios infuriates me. i'm all about putting off dishes as long as sanitation and necessity allow for. i feel as though 1920’s slang needs to make a comeback. if i’m going to fuck up i may as well give it 110% but i’m trying to use my powers for good instead of evil, and not using my spell check at all.my most clever joke used to be saying,"look, i can blow a smoke ring!" then exhaling as i spun around...actually, i still think it's hysterical. sigh. i think gutterball is the best insult ever. i've been a vegetarian for eleven years. my karma is soooo much better then yours. have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? they're making headlines! ahahahaha.best thing i've ever done. please note the jem roadster and species correct taped on fin. and FTR whoever is copying and pasting above photo and posting it as their own...FUCK OFF. i bet you buy verbage tees at hot topic and think they're absolutely hysterical...

My Interests

big fat cats i can torment via poking. wrecking my hair. befriending prank phone callers. attracting the most random and intimate of conversations. strangers tell me everything about themselves all the time. this may actually be genetic. twilight. julio's liquors. suffering from an unhealthy text messaging habit. wishing i could dance/sing. praying for a catastrophe every time someone rolls by me on one of those obnoxious mall bought scooters. snow/sand angels. cliff diving. mexican folk art. complicated origami. closing the windows and screaming in the car when needed. new england autumns. new york summers. constantly craving long island garlic knots. still snickering every time someone says the word "shaft" or "balls." art museums. running around in the rain under the guise of smoking a cigarette. newport, salisbury, and portsmouth. telling outrageous lies to people i'm never going to see again (hopefully). getting bitter tattoos. religious art. using "you smell" as a conversation starter. glaring at people who whistle. picking wooden picnic tables to splintery beer soaked pieces. cursing way too much. well read but undereducated but attempting to change that.

I'd like to meet:

people who know the difference between schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder.someone to go Bunburying with. which actually defeats the purpose of Bunburying but this is actually just a test to see if you're cool enough to catch the reference.

Music:

the judybats. stellastarr*. carpark north. velocity girl. the go-betweens. le tigre. afghan whigs. giant drag. the railway children. gene. hum. the wild swans. idlewild. the comas. goldfrapp. the connells. hickey necklace. the housemartins. youth group. medicine. jesus and mary chain. beautiful south. the information. the faint. mile marker. the killers. rainer maria. mazzy star. blur. she wants revenge. jenny lewis and the watson twins. depeche mode. pretty girls make graves. elastica. pj harvey. cibo matto. morningwood. trespassers william. interpol. i love you but i've chosen darkness. the happy mondays. sufjan stevens. october project. the replacements. color blind. ladytron. liz phair. richard x. screaming trees. oasis. stereo mcs. reggie. eighties anything, the more new wave the better. and yes, i do indeed own the saved by the bell soundtrack, and if i find myself on main street worcester late at night i roll down my windows and blast zach attack as loud as possible.

Movies:

return to oz. sprited away. adaptation. but i'm a cheerleader. breakfast at tiffany's. run lola run. say anything. house of yes. waking life. valley girl. the last unicorn. casablanca. the daytrippers. even cowgirls get the blues. labyrinth. little odessa. donnie darko. virgin suicides. amelie. this is spinal tap. emperor's new groove. the wiz. sabrina (the hepburn version, thanks). before sunrise. i heart huckabees. jesus christ vampire hunter. four rooms. next stop wonderland. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. peices of april. trees lounge. bubba ho-tep. princess monokle. dark crystal. wallace and gromitt. better off dead. some kind of wonderful. sixteen candles etc. but not pretty in pink since molly ringwald insisted the ending be changed.

Television:

no comment.

Books:

made in america. long way down. how soon is never? pink think. nickel and dimed. fast food nation. what's the matter with kansas? sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs. the black dahlia (until i read the afterword). memoirs of a geisha(even though it was a man writing as a woman and i haaatttee that). house of leaves. fruits. killing yourself to live. pretty in punk. tmg&ihaa. missing angel juan. the wind up bird chronicle. p-town. harry potter. everything david sedaris writes makes me giggle. kafka on the shore. a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. oscar wilde. john irving. great expectations (if i was to ever have a daughter i'ld name her "stella"). jane austen. pretty much anything from 1700s to 1800s england except tess of the d'ubervilles, because angel totally wasn't worth that @#$%! and moll flanders, b/c mr. defoe had no idea what the hell he was talking about. girl, interrupted (the book only. i've never been so horribly disappointed by a screen adaptation before or since. can we just talk about the lesbian scene? i mean, wtf?!). choke. about a boy.

My Blog

coke-o-nut

two hours of sleep last night. again. if i had been napping while waiting for the professor to return i would have had another hour to kill, if things hadn't gone horribly awry. i actually woke up thr...
Posted by charlie brown on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:04:00 PST

holliday

i've been writing alot lately; you'll have to forgive me; i'm still kind of in mode.ran into work 5 minutes late this morning, reeking of rum, cigarettes, and cologne (long story). fumble for my id wh...
Posted by charlie brown on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:42:00 PST

sending out an sos

yesterday i saw a car arbitrarily burst into flames while drinking my coffee (right in front of where i originally intended to park. phew) and then i went to see the Police play. it doesn't get much b...
Posted by charlie brown on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:46:00 PST

one step forward, two steps back

sooooo i was job hunting on craigslist when i stumbled upon this beauty:looking for an office girlI have a small transport company that moves car and trucks for many donation/charities. I am looking f...
Posted by charlie brown on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:05:00 PST

blood/water/rum

so my brother and i followed my father down to long island yesterday to go to my cousin's college graduation party.hilarity ensued.it would be a mild understatement to say that my father's side has a ...
Posted by charlie brown on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:25:00 PST

game plan

friday night= dress up night. we're going all out. am debating venturing someplace high brow pre-ralphs. high brow for worcester anyway. although it is friday the 13th and i do have a full length viny...
Posted by charlie brown on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:16:00 PST

down time

i took the rest of the week off. call if you want to hang out. hotel vernon wednesday. cambridge to see art friday (i may possibly purchase a few articles of clothing). carry the zero at ld saturday. ...
Posted by charlie brown on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:42:00 PST

goodbye francie

soooo i've gotten tons of messages and texts and vms and whatnot. apparently if i don't show up at the bar for a week people start to get worried. i'm okay. stupid drunk tracy's days are numbered. i h...
Posted by charlie brown on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST

robert smith

i discovered the best depression/hangover remedy today:buy a handbag and 4 pairs of shoes and then go get this:it's not finished yet. 2.75 hours was all i could take today. oh yeah, i may be going dow...
Posted by charlie brown on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

quote of the day

"i've been talking about fish tampons for a half hour and i'm sober. i can only imagine what i was shooting my big, fat, drunk mouth off about last night."
Posted by charlie brown on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:13:00 PST