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About Me

I am not the self proclaimed, self absorbed little twit that is Monica, but I do like to stalk her I guess. I also like stealing her ideas for "about me" such as the annoyance of tanorexics (you should see the ones in LA!) and the affinity for cheese plates at Vincents. Although I don't like the spicy mustard served with said dish I prefer to get it with sausage. I like to cook and put mushrooms & garlic in everything. At the time I showed much disdain for Monica's behavior during the Torengos incident, but now every time that I sit back and recall that day, I can't help but just shake my head and laugh. It was almost as funny as the time she showed up wasted at Russell St and tried to saw a stuffed easter bunny's head off with my kitchen knife. Jared did nothing to stop her........... I love 5oz pinkberry with blueberries/chocolate chips, j. crew and argyle. After living in LA for this time I have come to abhor illegals and their rights over mine; a taxpaying american citizen. I am learning shorthand I miss Hot Dog Annie's I like to complain and whine is what I am told. I love my job the new things I learn everyday. Jared Pedjoe needs to get rid of his "surprise-brow". You are not a Hispanic male trying to be a woman nor a woman, stop it! Just because your last name is what it is and you hail from the Azores? doesn't make it right. Now go and sit on the lawn mower with big ass headphones.this is me and us. good friends and good times.



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My Interests

Hiking the SM Mountains, watching Sox games (but missing NESN and their silly commentaries), attempting sporty activities with KM, staying smoke free, Jack Daniels, 2 buck chuck, crossword puzzles, sleeping in, giving Vicki "trendy" cat haircuts, cleaning, playing pool and getting sucked in to horrible reality TV which destroys my brain cells

I'd like to meet:

Kevin's family. Bill Maher, Larry David, Sarah Silverman and Artie Lange before his fat ass dies

Music:

The Wilson Project, Project Record Label, Incubus, Mika, 80's Mix Tapes, The Police, Pink, Coconut Records, Snow Patrol, Bright Eyes, Ryan Adams, Interpol, Modest Mouse, The D, Hot Hot Heat, Panic!, Classical (only when taking a bath), Less Than Jake, NOFX, old U2, Beck, Taking Back Sunday, Foo Fighters, old Disco Hell and Mullethead, Rancid, Tool, Bob Marley, 107.3 WAAF, LCD Soundsystem and New Order(thanks to KM), Queen, No Doubt, Beastie Boys, Muse, Alice In Chains, The White Stripes, My Chemical Romance, The Strokes, Norah Jones, Bush, "Come Sail Away", Sting, Time Lapse Consortium, 311, Tupac, The Killers, The Used, Stone Temple Pilots, John Denver, The Rapture, Sirius Radio, She Wants Revenge, Michelle Newman

Movies:

Wes Anderson/Jason Schwartzman, The Dark Crystal, The Goonies, Trainspotting, Wayne's World, The Shawshank Redemption, The Notebook, Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, Friday, Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, The Breakfast Club, Casino, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Half Baked, Terminator 2, Cruel Intentions, Saving Silverman, The Neverending Story, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, A Clockwork Orange, Can't Hardly Wait, Slums of Beverly Hills, West Side Story, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead and whatever is in my Netflix queue

Television:

Prison Break, The Sopranos, Entourage, SNL, Fit Club, Charm School, Bad Girls Club, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Jeopardy, Fuse, Science Channel, Seinfeld, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Soup, Judd Apatow stuff, Best Week Ever, To Catch A Predator, Boomerang, OLTL, King of the Hill and the funniest show ever which is below. I'm outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!Doug and Dad

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Books:

A Separate Peace, Alice In Quantumland, Details Magazine, High Fidelity, Get Fuzzy, The Holographic Universe, writings of Augusten Burroughs and Anderson Cooper, Mr. Men & Little Miss Books and Esquire

Heroes:

Swede & Viv, Stephen Hawking, Baxter, Howard Stern and the green monsterDude! You're 100% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.

How Massachusetts are you?

My Blog

I love this so much

we all have a weaknessbut some of ours are easier to identify.look me in the eye and ask for forgiveness;we'll make a pact to never speak that word againyes you are my friend.we all have something tha...
Posted by stara on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Pourquoi?

why did i do that?why don't i get a job?why do i seem to constantly offend?why can't things just go right?or left?why is it that i am always in the wrong?will i ever be right?sometimes i think i am, b...
Posted by stara on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST

Melrose + Fairfax

(If you already didn't read it in my bulletin)Tom, Kevin and I are moving at the end of this month and I was wondering if anyone knew where I could get some boxes so I can start packing. I also was in...
Posted by stara on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:23:00 PST

haven;t done this in a while

1. where were you 3 hours ago?here in my apartment2. who are you in love with?km 3. have you ever eaten a crayon?no4. is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?nope5. when is the last time you went...
Posted by stara on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

like i said before

in my bulletini put up a new slideshowlook at itahora
Posted by stara on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:21:00 PST

wow

i did it. whew.but i am very happy
Posted by stara on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:39:00 PST

Ennui is me

being unemployed sucks. i have been officially off for two days now and i am sooooooo stir crazy. coming from 6 days a week, 10/12 hour shifts to being at home all day is driving me makaka. there are ...
Posted by stara on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

Old School

So this one has to do with back in the day. back in the day when it was ok to smoke out 13 times in a day and show up to Mr. B's sociology  class blazed. Ahhhhhhhh the years between 1995-1997. Ti...
Posted by stara on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST

Well, we've been on this date for 67 minutes, you can either....

maybe not so much romance and more like drunkenly making out and groping.this is in reference to my newly updated top 8all these fine gentlemen have had the honor (or embarrassment)whatever, it was ca...
Posted by stara on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

Top 8

see my bulletin, i don't feel like explaining it againbut here's the reason why my top 8 is my top 8 today(besides ennui)1) candice- i couldn't ask to have a better person in my life. she is always th...
Posted by stara on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST