I could kill you where you stand. So stand up.
I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
I don't want the world. I just want your half.
If I should stumble, someone to catch my fall.
A man who will quit putting his piece into random bijingos.
A wind-up toy who'll stutter at my feet.
Probably not you.
A pocket Spartan that I can whip out as needed.
Girls who are girly enough to have girl night but still hard enough to take out any dumbass that crosses them, but not with a bitch move like twat to throat.
Anyone who can match me movie quote for movie quote and doesn't mind when I beat them at trivia games because I totally will.
And Hugh Laurie. Rawr.
Smashing Pumpkins, The Killers, The Commodores, Bauhaus, Gary Numan, Delerium, Hagfish, The Psychedelic Furs, Hooverphonic, Moby, BT, Jeff Buckley, Garbage, Hole, Babes in Toyland, The Damned, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Prince, Nirvana, Screaming Trees, The Donnas, The Pixies, Pop Will Eat Itself, Chainsaw Kittens, Xymox, Ennio Morricone, Blondie, The Raveonettes, Depeche Mode, Patsy Cline, The Cure, Jesus and Mary Chain, Melissa Auf Der Maur, The Ramones, The Clash, Otis Redding, GoldFrapp, Shriekback, Run DMC, Air, John Brion, 80'S, old Motown, Underworld, Erasure, The Flaming Lips, Arcade Fire, Hot Hot Heat, LCD Soundsystem, Bloc Party, Nouvelle Vague, Gorillaz, Kid Koala, L7, The Postal Service, Leftfield, Parliament Funkedelic, Ben Folds, Skinny Puppy, and I adore the song Sexyback. Sue me.
The Player, The Godfather I and II, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Noah Baumbach's Kicking and Screaming, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Dream for an Insomniac, Mean Girls, Mad Hot Ballroom, Heavenly Creatures, Silence of the Lambs, Spellbound, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Hot Fuzz, 16 Candles, All About Eve, Bring it On, Almost Famous, Postcards from the Edge, Tarnation, American Beauty, Sunset Boulevard, Little Miss Sunshine, Say Anything, and Eurotrip. Yes, Eurotrip.
Law and Order (original, CI, and SVU), Arrested Development, Lost, The Office, Boomtown, Family Guy, Homicide: Life on the Street, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Heroes, Project Runway, ANTM, Degrassi:The Next Generation, Degrassi Junior High, Veronica Mars, The Amazing Race, Dexter, Weeds, Rome, Grey's Anatomy, The Simpsons
The Giving Tree, The Virgin Suicides, Mysterious Skin, Good Omens, The Godfather, A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, And I Don't Want to Live this Life, MindHunter, Helter Skelter, Women of the Pleasure Quarters, Illusions, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, American Gods, All Kurt Vonnegut, A Series of Unfortunate Events
My niece, Kylee. When I grow up I want to be just like her.