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Jokes...jokes..and more jokes. Im 'pretentious". Eat me.
Get me this and I will love you.
Im the one that knows how the dark lord gives the kitties reign..
-- I.Am.THE.Nerdiest.Hardcore.Fucking Bitch.You.Will.Ever.Meet --
Scott Radke. Epic Marionettes.
::.Things I dig.::
- Bone, my tall goth boyfriend always hiding behind me.
- Katamari.
- Bunnies on syringes.
- Nikki Sixx <3.
- Big hair.
- Dancing.
- My endless collection of fishnets.
- Marionette puppets.
- Pandas..and my panda.
- The growing boot collection.
- Any animal equipped with a jet pack.
- Creepy dolls..and curls.
- I play video games, yes...video games. fps. I cant wait 'till halo 3 comes out and I must have a collection of over 200 8bit games. I will pwn you at old skool mario, no doubt about that.
- Gas station knick-knacks make me really happy.
- My friends are my family, if you fuck with them, you fuck with me and I will cut you off in a fucking second..somebodyknows that better than others.
- I dont go out to deal with yer drama. I dont care
- I enjoy coloring books, painting, writing, ...and "interprative dance"
- I wear spf234982384283049 but I still love to swim.
- I read from the book of Luda. Ludacris, he'll tell you everything you need to know.
Things I like to do:
1) Bone.
2)Taking Bones hand, and searching for bubblegum under bar tables.
3)Reading philosophy books, but pretending the bible was never invented - I haven't read it, therefore I can pretend it doesn't exist if I choose to do so.
4)Going to dive bars and stealing the following items while intoxicated: -Light fixtures, all the cue balls, soap dispensers and trophies if provided.
5) Coming home from a hard days work at my Christian text book company (yep, that's right! Comedy at its finest, aye?) only to pop in a season of the Simpsons, or a tragically horrible horror movie.
6) I am an extreme ebay junkie, the problem enhances when I drink. Amazon is my second worrse poison...especially when free shipping is involved
7) Being the blackest white person in the most over the top cheesy way possible.
8) Heres a good one! Ignoring the fact that some of my "closest" friends talk on me.
9) My new kick is taking 'pretty, pretty princess pictures of everyone...oh, there will be a blog!
10) Enhancing my epic collection of dunnys, gloomy bears, the occasional munny here and there, and my obsession with finding the GLOW IN THE DARK BONES SMORKIN LABBIT (Yea, I have it, but I want more!!..
11) I somewhat Enjoy Garth Brooks when drinking, and not to be confused with the failed alter ego, Chris Gains
12) Zoneing out in public and picturing what everyone would look like if they were deer.
Things I have a great dislike for:
1)At the top of the list you will find RUM! What a vile, vile poison, so sweet and disgusting. Pass me whiskey any day, but please keep your fruity ass liquor away from my maw!
-- (Now, the res are in no specific order, my strong distaste of RUM had to be clarified before I could carry on)--
2)Those people you meet in random restraunts and retail stores that feel the need to point, touch, and question the pain of each and every piercing or tattoo on my body. Only to follow up with: "Did that hurt or how do you walk in those shoes?". I always wonder how they would feel if I inquired where I could obtain a pair of sweat pants, over processed hair and a pair of gardening shoes.
3)The Christians that just come to the conclusion that Im a terrible person by making a split second judgement of my appearance, even though my morality is far supperior to theirs.
4)Those who ask what rock Ive been hiding on because I dont know the lyrics to the newest (or year old) rap or pop song that has been SWEEPING THE LAND! What rock have I been hiding under? What new musical adventures have you been concuring under your rock!
6)The simple fact that at times I cant tell the sex of "emo" boys, or "emo" girls. Its just really, really frustrating at times!
7)Rap lyrics..."I like my women stacked like a can of pringles." I dont even know what that means!
