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rachael

I am here for Friends

About Me

i like to keep a low profile since i'm a ninja assasin and i may have to kill you. i enjoy doing things. i also enjoy trash-talk, punch-ups, and making things awkward in social situations which i can't seem to avoid doing so i mine as well roll with it. i also find that people mistake my sarcasm for me being a jerk. i'm ok with that. i enjoy being a jerk... although it's never intentionally hurtful. i prefer conversations involving insults and witty rejoinders. also i like cake. i sometimes play bass and guitar, have done sound & recording, i have a good right hook and i can probably kick your ass. blahblah blah.... things that bother me include: loud noises/people(not loud bands though), crowds, spiders and bugs in the shower or in my bed, little fucking stairs like at the sky train stations, fruit flies and aphids, customers, our stupid public transit system, i HATE wedges as shoes, the unfortunate new rash of spoiled rich 'teen' dramas on tv, hummers, sticks in my food, thieves, ....etc.
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My Interests

politics, cake, alcohol, smoking, shows, playing shows, comics, physics, design,fighting, slaying orcs and other various items, trash-talking in a scottish/irish accent, drinking copious amounts of coffee, sleeping, wasting time

I'd like to meet:

things i can slay with a sword or have akward conversations with... anyone with a bullshit detector/no bullshit policy. also, I've always wanted to meet my destiny. so, you know.... if you've seen it, let me know.

Music:

taxes, the golden fucking phoenix(rip), cadeaux(rip), balacade, WPP(rip), constantines, safety show, bison, wolf parade, lightning bolt, melt banana, polysics, marnie stern, rye coalition, pixies, godspeed, botch, pinback, faint, les savy fav, fugazi, nomeansno, maiden, refused, blood brothers, blonde readhead, pedro the lion, postal service, animal collective, johnny cash, dolly parton, sufjan stevens, fleetwood mac, mates of state, nico, elliot smith, iron and wine, joanna newsom, drunk horse, bob dylan, simon and garfunkle, the band, beirut, ...

Movies:

kung fu, action, coen bros, wes anderson, documentaries, hong kong cinema, brick, conan, lost in translation, punch drunk love,, high fidelity, kill bills, fulltime killer, old boy, willow, donnie darko, kiss kiss bang bang, underworlds, syriana...

Television:

daily show, family guy, simpsons, house, colbert report, the office (british), lost, deadwood, heroes, rome, the wire...

Books:

anything by chuck palahniuk, life of pi, LOtR, micheal moore, howard zinn, chomsky, other social/political non-fiction, burn collector, books on physics and geometry, CS lewis, dune chronicles, etc

Heroes:

bands that still kick ass 20+ years later ie: nomeansno

My Blog

china

so...china...i meant to post this a few days ago. feels like old news already. anyways....anyone else find it interesting how there are all these new product scares coming out about chinese products? ...
Posted by rachael on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

general statements i'm prepared to make with no clarification whatsoever

1. i hate everything and everything that everything stands for. 2. i fucking love jamming! especially on electric guitar. 3. i think my unicorn is cheating on me. 4. my new phone takes pictures! 5....
Posted by rachael on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

secrets

there is a dark corner of my thought process where i imagine i can effect reality. it's dark in the sense that however close i feel to having these abilities, i always fall one step short. that is to ...
Posted by rachael on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

new

so. i normally don't go in for this type of thing. but i heard this song "somewhere" and i thought it was pretty rad, in spite of myself, and put it on my page. if you know where i heard it, well feel...
Posted by rachael on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

huh.

you know the problem with people? our in-ability to truely connect. in my experience, people connect with others based on:A) shared interestsB) language, which is inadequate as a means to relate..and ...
Posted by rachael on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

metaphors

so i worked all day today. it was pretty standard. went by reasonably quickly. but it was the kind of day where, while i was in a good mood and i wasn't tired for a change, i found it hard to focus. e...
Posted by rachael on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:42:00 PST

life's too short to be miserable

that's it. life's just too short to be miserable. also, seems like a waste to go through it alone. there's much fun to be had. find the person/people who make you happy and are gonna be around for the...
Posted by rachael on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:57:00 PST

epiphany of the day

While every man is center to their own perseptions, all else satellites to their own ambitions, they are indeed captains of little else.-me
Posted by rachael on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

standing call for info on a new house (re-pos of bullitin)

Yo Dudes! We're looking for a new 'permanent' hopefully 'long term' house, so I'm putting it out there now, in case anyone hears anything. We're being VERY picky 'cause what's the point of going thou...
Posted by rachael on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

NEW, I have decided i AM a scientist and here's my solution to the current bee problem.

so i'm sure some of you have heard of the bee problem facing north america. the long and short of it is that something like 80% of our bees have disappeared and no one knows where. although the obviou...
Posted by rachael on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST