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~JagerBlonde~

I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible!!!

About Me


*I am ADRIANNE! (Bad-Ass Super-Friend!) *I've got a lot going on at almost any given point in time. But if you know me, you're already aware of this... *I am "Beautifully Flawed" and I think one of those "flaws" might be a freakish level of Pheromones! *I am a Virgo, but I don't fit the profile of a typical virgo. Neither my birth sign NOR my hair color define who I am, they just merely add some spice to my being... *I love ALL animals, but since becoming a so-called adult, I've generally kept cats as pets. I do, however, aspire to become a dog-owner someday! *Oh, and speaking of dogs...my favorites are Pitbulls! *I tend to be (ahem) "insecure" at times *I have a Tummy Ache EVERY DAY and it sucks! *I want very much to be a mother, but I've resigned myself to the fact that it will most likely not happen- and I'm trying to make peace with this *I have a witty personality with an off-beat sense of humor. Be careful, I can be addicting! *I have EXTREMELY long nails... That's my "trademark" *I Love tanning! But I also use plenty of anti-wrinkle products in an attempt to keep from looking like a leather purse *I will always be Blonde at heart, even if my hair isn't. I have more fun as a blonde... That is a FACT!!! *I used to be a lush and some of my memories are hazy, but they are still floating around in my head somewhere! *I will ALWAYS find beauty in others, no matter how hidden it is! If I can't find it, odds are, IT JUST ISN'T THERE!!! *I am so optimistic- it scares me! *Sushi is my FAVORITE food *I LLLLOOOOOVVVVVE Key Lime Pie! *I love dance and techno music, even though it irritates the hell out of most of my friends *I have eleven (or so) tattoos at the moment, more to come soon *I have several piercings in my ears, a small stud in my nose, and a 6-gauge barbell in my tongue *I'm pretty much computer illiterate because I choose to be *My I.Q. is ONE point shy of "genius" *I have a hard time focusing on one thing at a time, my attention span is very short and I'm easily distracted (HEY... UPDATE: Turns out I have "ADD", who'd have thought...) *I have worked with developmentally disabled adults since 1997 and it's the most important thing I've done in my life *I've completed all my prerequisites for a nursing program, but I think I'd rather be a cosmetologist *I need to be told, daily, that I am loved- or else I forget *I am a self-appointed, one woman welcoming committee *I lost some weight recently. If you find it, I DON'T want it back! *I was, briefly, married when I was 18. (talk about a learning experience!) *I want to be beautiful, everyday *I will talk if you will listen *I want to make everything alright *I use yahoo and AIM services on occasion. (SN: jagerblonde) OR MSN messenger: [email protected] *I am complex and random. DON'T TRY TO ANALYZE ME, YOU WILL ONLY CONFUSE YOURSELF! On second thought, give it a try, and prepare to admit you were WRONG!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adrianne
Birthday: 9/16/78
Birthplace: Eatonville, WA. (No joke!)
Current Location: The Computer room (duh!) -Tacoma-ish
Eye Color: Light greenish brown
Hair Color: Very Very BLONDE!
Height: Almost 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Croatian, French, Irish (European Mutt!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Several different pairs
Your Weakness: Affection, open-mindedness, genuine kindness, INTELLIGENCE
Your Fears: Being alone in the dark
Your Perfect Pizza: Unusual things... exotic stuff...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Happiness... is that really so much to ask?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Show me your tits (Seriously...)
Thoughts First Waking Up: None... I'm on Auto-pilot!
Your Best Physical Feature: Lots... ask anyone!
Your Bedtime: Too late, and it sucks!
Your Most Missed Memory: Right now, my grandpa Joe and my years living on South Hill as a kid
Pepsi or Coke: Diet EITHER
MacDonalds or Burger King: No thanks...
Single or Group Dates: Single... Group dates are for Junior High kids
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Aren't they the same?
Chocolate or Vanilla: White Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: 32 oz. ICED Americano with Sugar-Free white chocolate powder, sugar-free peppermint syrup, a tiny splash of cream, and some whip on top. Simple enough for ya???
Do you Smoke: If I feel like it
Do you Swear: Sometimes... mostly at my grandma because it makes her mad
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, at least once!
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yes, I would like to go back someday
Do you want to get Married: Again? Sure, to the RIGHT person!
Do you belive in yourself: oh shit! Am I imaginary?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes yes, sometimes not-so-much...
Are you a Health Freak: I have gym membership and I take several vitamins and supplements. Does that make me a freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: Not since highschool
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Small quantities
In the past month have you Smoked: too much... damn the stress!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing NOT prescribed by my doctor!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm always going out...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. I better get on that though!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sure, in the bathtub, alone!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Way!
Ever been Drunk: Yeah, I'm old... of course I have!
Ever been called a Tease: Actually, yes, I have!
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, not even close!
Ever Shoplifted: NEVER... I was always too chicken to do anything like that... Plus, my conscience would KILL me if I did!
How do you want to Die: I don't!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me, but a little more grown up!
What country would you most like to Visit: Probably Ireland, or Croatia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not a fan of the WONKY eye. Anything else goes...
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: at least a little taller than me, preferrably
Weight: healthy or lean
Best Clothing Style: whatever fits that person's personality!
Number of Drugs I have taken: quite a few over the course of my teen and early 20's. Only prescribed ones now!
Number of CDs I own: Not so many, but I have a ton saved into my computer!
Number of Piercings: 16 (mostly in my ears, you perverts! ;p
Number of Tattoos: Maybe about eleven? I'm just starting to actually count "hours" of work on my sleeve!!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Very few... most of my past mistakes were just learning experiences... and how can you regret something that taught you how to be a better person?
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My Interests

I Like the following... *Cuddling *Hijinx *Shenanigans *Tom-foolery *Meddling *Malarkey *Projects that involve a little paint and lots of glitter *JAGERBOMBS!!! *Tanning *Swimming *Rescuing stray animals and making them my pets *Putting sour cream on just about everything and putting mustard on everything else *Having excellent oral hygiene *Puppies and kittens *Freshly bleached linens that have been hung outside to dry *Staying home so i don't have to put any clothes on *Occasional drunken escapades and crazy antics *SHOES(she who dies with the most shoes... wins *Getting my ass kicked at pool and enjoying every second of it *Water sports *"Little people" (MIDGETS) and REALLY funny children *Penguins*I really dislike/despise/loathe the following... *Grocery Shopping *Making sandwiches *Pumping gas *Commuting *People that break into cars and thieves in general... *Tom Cruise (his smile- and everything else about him) pisses me off *Intentionally malicious and mean people
Your Inner Blood Type is AB!
Your personality is hard to define - you're very unconventional.
And even if your personality could be defined, it would be completely different next week!
Outgoing and shy, sensitive and thoughtless, you tend to have a very split personality.
This makes you unpredictable. You can be a total angel - and a total devil.

You are most compatible with: everyone!

Famous Type AB's: Jackie Chan and Marilyn Monroe What's Your Inner Blood Type?

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... That is an excellent question! I would absolutely LOVE to meet Mike Ness... I think his gravelly voice is that of an angel, and I am always completely mesmerized when I hear him sing! Other than him... Who would I like to meet? I think people are generally "good" -so I guess I am down to meet most anybody. I prefer those who have a little something intelligent to say, RATHER than some generic proposition! I like those who can carry a conversation and appreciate my goofy sense of humor- without rolling your eyes or being put-off... And, it would be nice if you can handle my drunken antics without being too critical. (These episodes are actually pretty rare these days!) Oh, and I almost forgot- I'd LOVE to meet people who cook meth... so I can destroy everything they love, make them watch me burn down their labs, and then rip their pathetic and worthless hearts out and shove it up their asses. (Believe me, that's the "edited version" of what I'd love to do...) Don't expect me to apologize- just accept me for the beautifully imperfect fool that I am!

Music:

First off... in general, I am not a fan of love songs- unless it is an '80's power ballad- which is perfectly fine then... I'm not a huge fan of "new" country, but I love the old school bad-ass guys like Johhny Cash and Willie Nelson(and NO, they aren't the only ones, but you should see where I'm headed with this!)... This is a COMPLETELY RANDOM list of artist/groups I enjoy...Custom- (that guy is fucking AMAZING!) , beastie boys, garbage, no doubt, blondie, living end, Pink, NOFX, bad religion, rancid, SOCIAL DISTORTION, billy idol, finch, hoobastank, linkin park, iio, oakenfold, dj encore, lit, orgy, steve miller, alice in chains, smiths, prodigy, NIN, liz phair, crystal method, poison, goldfinger, lasgo, duran duran, Joan Jett, pat benetar, louis devito, black-eyed peas, offspring, karma club, Zebrahead, MUSE, The Killers, Kosheen, Green Day

Movies:

THE DEPARTED!!! (If you aren't already aware of this, let me just inform you that it is THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE, EVER!!!) The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Requiem for a dream, Better Off Dead, The Usual Suspects, 10 things I hate about you, Mystic River, Lost in Yonkers"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti" -Boondock Saints

Television:


Get this video and more at MySpace.comDESPERATE HOUSEWIVES! (I can't believe I am so hooked on a show like that!!!), My Name is Earl (Earl Hickey/Jason Lee RULES!), South Park, Family Guy(Pure fucking genius!!!), Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, CSI, Law and Order (Forensic and crime shows, in general)
Which South Park adult(s) are you most like?
Chef
You are a big influence on the children of the neighborhood. You often need to explain things to them that their parents haven't gotten around to.

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Which South Park kid are you most like?
Tweek
You are extremely hyper... mainly because of your high caffiene intake. You feel like you're under too much pressure.

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Books:

Depraved and Insulting English (READ IT if you want to learn a lot and laugh while you're doing it!), The Merck Manual (Shut-up! I don't care if that makes me a nerd!), Where The Sidewalk Ends (and any Shel Silverstein book for that matter!), Would you rather..., 'scuse Me While I kiss this guy, When a man loves a walnut AND... IF I ever actually finish the book, I'm pretty sure "The DaVinci Code" is going to be something I'll recommend to ALIENS because I'm probably the only person on earth that HASN'T read it in its entirety!!!

Heroes:

I'm a little irritated... I had this eloquently written description of who my heroes are, and why... but somehow it disappeared! Grrr... so I will just say this: My Grandpa Joe will forever be my hero! He was a bad-ass dude with a heart of gold, and I miss him on a daily basis! My dad is another hero of mine, he's been through hell more than once, and earning his respect is one of my proudest accomplishments! There are plenty of other folks whom I admire, but have not yet earned "hero" status... There are just too many to list, but if you want to know who they are, just ask me and I'll tell you! *Me and my dad... The (genetic) source of my staggering height (HA!), my odd sense of humor, my left-handedness, the elf-like points on my ears and the parent from whom I inherited the "bad driving gene"...

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My Blog

Veg-ass '07. We don't need an alibi...

In 48 hours, I will be somewhere in Las Veg-ass, frantically searching for my sanity. I am thinking that it would be FABULOUS if (today or tomorrow) someone might see fit to kidnap me and maybe send s...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

Ready for the new year

Everyone knows a DIFFERENT Adrianne. Some know what and who I want them to know. Some know what and who they want to know. Some are able to see right through to the REAL me. Of the few that fall into ...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

BabyJesusChristmasMiracle

I think everyone knows I hate Christmas- on so many levels. But, today I realized there is ONE thing I kinda like... I can wear the reddest lipstick and it doesn't cause too much of a fuss. So, the mi...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

Something that made me smile today...

So, even though I really haven't had the energy to "blog" the story that leads up to this, I feel like writing about THIS particular cheery point in my day. My brother is currently in a tre...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

My Aura

Your Aura is Red You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it ...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:33:00 PST

It takes so little to make me happy...

I am, uh, SUPER STOKED!!! (To put it mildly...) I was feeling a little more confident than usual upon arriving home from work tonight, so I reached up into my closet and grabbed the last pair of my un...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

THANK YOU!!! (Whoever/Whatever you are...)

Yes, my last blog was depressing and gloomy. I am an honest person, and I put MY TRUTH out there... My truth, my feelings (or disturbing lack of...) were evident in my last posting. No apologies, it w...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST

The white flag is out... I give up!

PLEASE... God, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Jehovah, Lucifer, Zeus, Father Time, Mother Nature, Fate, Destiny, Karma, Alien Rulers...? WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING THINGS... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE- I AM ...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:05:00 PST

GodDamn Underpants Gnomes!

Well, first off, one might be inclined to ask WHY I have clothes in my car- especially panties and what not... well, I just don't travel "light". At any given point in time, there is a good chance I h...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST

Strange...

So, I am in a bad place (emotionally) right now. It's making me (physically) ill. I am holding it together (fairly) well, or so it might appear to those around me. My brother is back. For those that d...
Posted by ~JagerBlonde~ on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST