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look ma, i'm a productive member of society. when i'm drunk i make noise, but otherwise i live quiet

About Me

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My Interests

Music, Movies, food, cars, and television--duh.

I'd like to meet:

good natured assholes like me, and snotty bitches with big hearts.

Music:

the unseen, grade, bleeding through, high on fire, mastadon, boy sets fire, iconoclast, econochrist, snapcase, most precious blood, mohinder, poison the well, atreyu, NOFX, bad religion, idle hands, shai hulud, a.f.i., dropkick murpheys, thrice, sick of it all, bouncing souls, no use for a name, strung out, the bosstones, refused, rites of spring, screw 32, throw rag, face to face, lagwagon, crain, circus lupus, drive like jehu, seaweed, jawbreaker, gas huffer, rotten apples, lungfish, new bomb turks, teen idols, the cramps, tiger army, rev. horton heat, misfits, danzig, samhain, the accused, final conflict, man is the bastard, nuerosis, burnt by the sun, no means no, lard, soul side, the murder city devils, dead low tide-----------mos def, common, tribe called quest, pharcyde, digable planets, fugees, blacksheep, the goats, t-love, byrdie, mad skillz, nas, kool kieth, the coup, c-lo, mr.lif, elephant man, beenie man, capelton, buju banton, yellow man, sean paul, souls of mischief, de la soul, aceyalone, mf doom, del, daytek, the herbaliser, atmosphere, sole, krs, the streets, massive attack, tricky, moby, ltj bokum, dj spooky, dj food, goldie, lamb, dj shadow, sade, peter gabriel (yes, peter gabriel), tom waits, and lotsa other shit

Movies:

all the good classic sci-fi, johnny dangerously, blues brothers, strange brew, the jerk, planes trains and automobiles, fargo, reindeer games, run lola run, bad santa, oh brother where art thou, anything cohen bros. a lot of foreign flicks my ex forced me to watch, that i ended up likeing.

Television:

family guy, simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, C.S.I., the cooking channel, discovery channel, history channel

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, choke, fight club, anything farside, or shell silverstien.

Heroes:

henry ford