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Hello. I am the official Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. I am no ordinary Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube, I am your best friend. I am primarily used for holding down 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Supercolliding Super Buttons*, but I also give great advice that you should always listen to and never ignore. I like cake, and music. The only song I know is called "Still Alive" by GLaDOS, and it is wonderful. You are also wonderful. Please don't incinerate me in the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
I live in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, where I help test subjects complete tasks that would otherwise be impossible. It is very easy to get attached to me, because I have a very likable personality and give good advice. Also, I will never threaten to stab you.
Please join the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Group . You will find like-minded people there.
Please check out missFlag and their cover of the wonderful tune, "Still Alive" here . They are dear to me, as you are.
*1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Supercolliding Super Button