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The Enforrester

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

What isn't there to say about a sex nugget like me?! I live in Montana, the last true free place in America. My wife has massive breasts and I like it when they cause her back pain. My dog has the most clieche hippy dog name ever - Marley. My beard is red. Once I shit myself while driving through rural Wyoming. I'm really into evil. I once founds Jesus in the county jail, turns out his name was "Hesus" and he was in on meth charges. Pizza is better in Conneticut than New York. I had a really fat girl rub my naked body with a raw pork chop one time. I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed it, not because I was aroused, but rather because I worked with her and I got to tell everyone about it so she looked like a filthy pig of a woman and I looked like a cult leader. I first discovered my space when I was 12 years old. It is a happy place. James Taylor once told me I had a friend but when I called he never came running.I do not know what else to say. The easiest thing would be for you to go out a buy my book, "Living in the Gnar".

My Interests

Guns. Thong underwear. Guns and thong underwear. Bourbon. Bacon, not so much for the taste but the texture, it is rather seductive and sensational all at the same time. My wifes vagina. I enjoy backacking deep into the woods to perform evil ceremonies. I enjoy reading Boy's Life Magazine while listening to women's tennis. Ice Cream trucks. If you really want to know more about my interest its all in the book.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet David Schools so that I could shake is hand and tell him that I shook Mike Gordon's hand first. I want to meet Elian Gonzalez so I can ask him how the boat trip over was. Osama Bin Laden. Al Sharpton. Betty Crocker. Thats about it. I have met all the others in the world that could possibly be a challenge intellectually. So you should meet me because I am that good. Hit me up and beg to be one of my friends. Oh yea, buy the book.

Music:

Only the ultimate heady sticky nug gnar gnar goodness : Widespread Panic. I mean come on bro', who doesn't love coconuts. Slayer. The Eagles. be conSCIous String Cheese says, but Phish taught me better.

Movies:

All of the Olsen Twins flicks, the younger the better. Bikini Car Wash 3. The entire Friday the Thirteenth Series.Also there is a movie about me coming out soon and I am being played by Kevin Costner.

Television:


Books:

Hustler. The Giving Tree. Harry Potter series, come on I am an adult, why wouldn't I read childrens literature.

Heroes:

Larry Flynt. Jefferson Davis. Al Bundy and his less desireable but more notable cousin Ted Bundy. Michael Vick. And of course Mikey Houser. I mean come on bro this entire myspace page is a tribute to Houser. Whoooooa Panic!!!!!! P.S. JB

My Blog

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Posted by The Enforrester on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST