Guns. Thong underwear. Guns and thong underwear. Bourbon. Bacon, not so much for the taste but the texture, it is rather seductive and sensational all at the same time. My wifes vagina. I enjoy backacking deep into the woods to perform evil ceremonies. I enjoy reading Boy's Life Magazine while listening to women's tennis. Ice Cream trucks. If you really want to know more about my interest its all in the book.
I would like to meet David Schools so that I could shake is hand and tell him that I shook Mike Gordon's hand first. I want to meet Elian Gonzalez so I can ask him how the boat trip over was. Osama Bin Laden. Al Sharpton. Betty Crocker. Thats about it. I have met all the others in the world that could possibly be a challenge intellectually. So you should meet me because I am that good. Hit me up and beg to be one of my friends. Oh yea, buy the book.
Only the ultimate heady sticky nug gnar gnar goodness : Widespread Panic. I mean come on bro', who doesn't love coconuts. Slayer. The Eagles. be conSCIous String Cheese says, but Phish taught me better.
All of the Olsen Twins flicks, the younger the better. Bikini Car Wash 3. The entire Friday the Thirteenth Series.Also there is a movie about me coming out soon and I am being played by Kevin Costner.
Hustler. The Giving Tree. Harry Potter series, come on I am an adult, why wouldn't I read childrens literature.
Larry Flynt. Jefferson Davis. Al Bundy and his less desireable but more notable cousin Ted Bundy. Michael Vick. And of course Mikey Houser. I mean come on bro this entire myspace page is a tribute to Houser. Whoooooa Panic!!!!!! P.S. JB