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Morrissey

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About Me

Dear God! You know better than to ask. Well, I do enjoy the occasional back-rub. If you have one yourself, then all the better. I’m not particular. After all, what do you think blindfolds are for? Anyhow, onward! I live alone, and that’s okay with me, but is it okay with you? Of course not.

My Interests

I'm generally disinterested.

I'd like to meet:

If you own any of my albums, stay well away. Quick reflexes will suffice, as will an ornery attitude accompanied by the slightest hint of violence. You must enjoy cats, and all that that entails. Smothering types will be abandoned at the nearest rest stop without a call-back. Furthermore, I find it difficult to respect those who display even the smallest amount of interest in me. If I like you, you will never know, and that’s good enough.

Music:

The Kinks, The Jam, Roxy Music, The New York Dolls, Elvis Presley, The Smiths, Sparks, Patti Smith, Billy Fury, Ludus, The Cramps, The Ramones, Herman’s Hermits, Diana Dors, Nico, Klaus Nomi, Jobriath, Raymonde, Cilla Black, Sandie Shaw (Before she went mad)

Movies:

Romper Stomper, Saturday Night, Sunday Morning, The Collector, Billy Budd, A Taste of Honey

Television:

Having dwelled in America, I can state with absolute authority that all American television shows are complete rubbish. However, bootleg copies of "Coronation Street" keep me quite happy.

Books:

"De Profundis" by Oscar Wilde, "Last Poems" by A.E. Houseman, "Oliver Twist" by Charles Dickens

Heroes:

Oscar Wilde, James Dean, Elvis Presley, Terrance Stamp, Shelagh Delaney, Marc Bolan, Howard Devoto... me mum.