Hankins

I like hubcaps, laundry, waffles, antfarms, recess, picnics, eating pork and beans, tinfoil, bowties, cardboard, moon pies, soaking in the bathtub, shootin' submarines, Snoopy, Droopy, Charles Nelson Reilly, Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, corn, cornflakes, corndogs, corn bread cornstarch, the band Korn, popcorn, all kinds of corn, eggrolls, crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs, duck sauce, duct tape, jumping on the bed, Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye, Olive Oyl, Bluto, falling on my head, throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti, Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead, gumballs, rumballs, cheeseballs, cheesecake, pineapple upside-down cake. Why's it upside down?