¡Captain Leche! profile picture

¡Captain Leche!

Four thirds of all Americans do not know how to use fractions correctly

About Me

my mustache technique is unstoppable!

My Interests

books, motorcycle stuff, music, travel, the gym, the internets, pottery, the humor, people who laugh at my humor, the Oxford comma, and other various nerdy stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... interesting, fun, funny, thinking people who are good at conversation, and have nice shoes and shiny hair.

Music:

Radio is dead.

I my XM Radio

I also like The Pixies, Elvis Costello, and Dragonforce...

Movies:

art house, and fart house

Television:

I don't have cable.

Books:

I have a pile of books next to my bed, some read, some blew.

Heroes:

Jabbar Gibson , and Heroes; the show.

My Blog

Tenacious D

Dear netizens of MySpace;Tonight, I was privy to an advanced screening of Tenacious D, The Pick of Destiny, and I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, and zero irony, that this is the single most bad...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

Check out this video: Yo! MTV - do we have a problem?

I freaking love Billy Bragg! ♥Posted By:Billy BraggGet this video and more at MySpace.com"is MTV exploiting it's users?" --when has MTV NOT exploited it's users/viewers?...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:52:00 PST

I picked the wrong week to join the gym

I picked the wrong week to join the gym After years of procrastination, I finally joined a gym. Unfortunately for me, I picked the worst time in the last ten years to join the day before John Mark...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:35:00 PST

my karma has fleas

Thanks a lot karma, now I've got fleas! All I wanted to do is give a cat some shelter from the cold wet world, and this is how you repay me? Now I have to clean up my house, which, if you have seen i...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST

Bloggity blog blog

I should really write more blog entries. I have been here for quite some time, and what do I have to show for it? Not a lot, so what? They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine. And to...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:24:00 PST

¡Captain Leche!

Hola Amigos: I am ¡Captain Leche! And I am here to tell you that my friend, Brad, is a really great guy and good friend to me; Captain Leche! I know personally, that Brad is good friend to puppies...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:33:00 PST

OMG a motorcycle!

Take that, you skinny tie-wearing mods - I'm a biker now! That's right, in a move to bring a little more danger into my already dangerous life, I bought a motorcycle. What is it? It's a 2000 Kaw...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Meteor shower

Evidently, tonight is the peak of the yearly Leonid meteor shower. One of the guys on the local news said it should be going strong after midnight, so I decided to check it out. I put on my heavy coat...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halo Nurse!

I got to get me that Xbox Live! I just got back from a friend's house, where we played Halo 2 on Xbox Live (on one of the internets, with other people), and it was a blast. I put it on my Chris...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's the Big Cave-in

OK, so I have this "friend" who has been saying to me; "Brad, why don't you set up an account in MySpace? Why don't you set up an account in MySpace? Why don't you set up an account in MySpace? Buy me...
Posted by ¡Captain Leche! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST