About Me

I LIKE CRISPS. OK. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CRISPS. IF YOU'RE A WANKER, PLEASE CHOP OFF YOUR DICK BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME. NEVER BE TOO CLOSED MINDED. I LIKE DANCING IN THE RAIN AND THE NIGHT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR D-DAY WILL BE, DON'T SPEND THE TIME YOU HAVE UP UNTIL THEN WAITING So basically I am Alis. I used to give show and tells on my poo. But people got worried. I HAVE ISSUES! THESE VIDEOS PROVE THIS! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
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MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor Icons Collage MySpace Graphics Photo CollageThe CricketSoda Myspace Profile EditorTHERE ARE SOME FUCKING PSYCHOS IN THIS WORLD. BEWARE.take me back to 1993. my first kiss. innocence. bit his ear. skin stretches and wrinkles. seeds are dropped. and people share beds. fake your own death. minor celebrity. physical dependencies. familiarities. she wishes you were dead as you lick her kneck. you made a mistake. flowers wilter. and bloom. missing seasons as you blink. giving birth to three bastards is a bitch.

My Interests

MY MOTHER IS BEAUTIFUL. MY MOTHER IS CRAZY. red wine/eyes/photography.r{}*MUSIC**/porn/dirty stuff/piano/art/parties/reading/quirkyness/poo/photo booths/chewing gum. PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT. PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT. PROTECT ME PROTECT ME. What can you offer me that's different? no im not a pretencious fuck, but you obviously are.

I'd like to meet:

www.myspace.com/mylittlebuffhttp://www.myspace.com/mylittleb uffTHESE ARE things for sale/trade. message me if interested.

Music:

WORLD MUSIC

My Blog

vote for me as funniest/comical profile on the net

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Posted by tampon girl on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

BOUGHT SOMETHING FROM ME?

then please leave a comment. or a picture of you wearing the garment in a comment. or if you just want to make a general comment. thankyouuu babes xx
Posted by tampon girl on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

i swirl in the field in my head to this. i twist and turn.

Fucking amazing. Fucking touches. I'm becoming more and more of a hermit.Soon I will loose all ability to use grammar.I will know words, but I won't know how to use them.My breasts will shrink back to...
Posted by tampon girl on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

wish i could really understand. & i wish it wasn't happening

the tumour growsand he wont wake up"two months left"it's been 16years spent eating easter eggsit doesn't make sensebrain erodes awaybits fall offis he still the same person?he can't speak, he can't te...
Posted by tampon girl on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:02:00 PST

splurging out of my head.

monsters grow inside your veinsinfected bloodyou're passivethe monsters dance, so your limbs moveincapable of speakingwhy cant you kiss me?fingers shakewho are you? who are you?no eye ballsjust the f...
Posted by tampon girl on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:59:00 PST

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Posted by tampon girl on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST

anyone wanting some hotass photos. im your lady.

basically over the summer especially, im wanting to broaden my photography and graphics portfolio. so.anyone who's willing to model for me. whether it be:you just fancy a go.you want some sexy photos ...
Posted by tampon girl on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:13:00 PST

what camera should i invest in? photographers???

i know i keep asking, but there's so much choice I just duno what to go for.I want to invest in a digital slr camera. i'd quite like to get a Holga type camera as well.WHAT SHOULD I BUYYYYY!!Camera's ...
Posted by tampon girl on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:14:00 PST

got some tampongirl hate you'd like to let go of?

let me direct you to the place to do it. www.myspacebashing.com the perfect place for girls and guys to just be huge fannies (and not even good ones). the summary of how narrowminded and media influen...
Posted by tampon girl on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:28:00 PST

looking at my profile for the first time?

basically i use this as my own kinda ebay. im a librarian. but oddly enough they seem to not like me very much there and dont give me very many shifts (perhaps i scare too many kids. or i spend to muc...
Posted by tampon girl on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:27:00 PST