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About Me

okay, this is me: i'm a big dork. my life's a complete wreck. i'm socially awkward, particularly among my friends. i feel passionately about dumb thing that noone else cares about. i laugh at the wrong parts in films and i don't get jokes that everyone else finds funny. i could have been a contender. i'm such a closet emoboy. i think pilates is silly. what's happening in the world right now makes me feel angry. being gay makes me incredibly bored, and i can't stand most gay men. i prefer dogs to cats. sometimes i drink to forget. i'm too smart for my own good. i believe honesty can sometimes be overrated. i dislike writng profiles.

My Interests

muzak, kickboxing, ju-jitsu, watching films, consuming pints of lager then flailing around on an empty dancefloor, eating good food, snowboarding, humpin' boys... the usual

I'd like to meet:

uhm. disaffected youths who don't really give a f*ck. scuzzy hipster parttime alcoholics. closet romantic tattooed thugboys who won't hold hands in public. partners in crime who'll save me from myself.

Music:

wilco, sparta, bright eyes, blood brothers, get up kids, the smiths, the promise ring, jets to brazil, mogwai, planes mistaken for stars, decemberists, leonard cohen, death from above, sigur ros, engine down, gang of four, david bowie, colder, tahiti 80, joy division, etc...

Movies:

bladerunner, donnie darko, fightclub, taxi driver, weird science, brazil, 24 hour party people, repo man, ice storm, on the waterfront

Television:

i don't watch tv. what's the point?

Books:

the outsiders (awww... heart), dellilo's underworld (yeah, i know. longest book ever), la nausee (very important book for me), orwell's coming up for air (great great book), crying of lot 49. uhm. there's lots.

Heroes:

well, clearly, you...