I have composed a poem |
I look upon my phone with horror
I see your number dialed
at 3:04am
fuck
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Richie Cunningham |
http://laweekly.com/ink/04/07/considerable.php
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
jenny craig |
is it so much to ask for jenny craig or weight watcher to do a vegetarian option?
shit
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
was robbed |
of winning the best body contest at a club last nite in DC. I only took my wind breaker off.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I had to cut back |
you bitches
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Angels in America |
feels like 100 years since the 80s
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I just need a hammer |
please hit me on the head.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
where did all you fags come from? |
and why do you want to be friendsters with me?
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
o's |
how many ounces does it take?
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Saw Love Actually |
Good for a date where you want to be sappy then fuck a lot. I guess.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
