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carlos

cant keep up(x3),..out of step with the world!

About Me

I got a weekly at Backstage Cafe in Beverly Hills doing funk, punk and crunk mashups all night long. And a bi-monthly at Spider Club After Dark in Hollywood playing dirty chunky house, Electrohouse, Minimal, mashed with rock, new wave, and hip hop...
I got a few projects goin on right now: Twist Top and Dirticow are solo stuff. Dozers is with Mitch DuRette and Mike DiMattia. Woofer is with Ramin Sakurai (Supreme Beings of Leisure)
i've got a bunch of records out on such lables as Deep Dish, Yoshitoshi, Fast Food (side lable that deep dish did), Tribal America, Direct Drive, Offworld, Industrial Strength, Serotonin (John Selway's lable), M-audio (Sample CD) and a bunch of indie compilations (2 much of a knuckle head to remember).
i've werked with or remixed these people: Deep Dish, Disintergrator, John Selway, Bobby Wilks (nonplus), BT, Tiesto, Survivor and Three 6 Mafia (Rocky Balboa Trailer), Crystal Method, Angel Alanis, Supreme Beings Of Leisure, Cyndi Lauper, Elton John.
I got songs in such movies as: "The Fast and The Furious", "Behind Enemy Lines" and a few indie movies and video games for playstation and x-box.
I got songs in such shows as: TRL, Road Rules, Real World, Dismissed, Undressed, and some prison show on mtv to scare kids not to be fuck ups. also Saturday Night Live, 2 different Winter Olympics commercials, NBA commercial and a few other shows i forget on vh1 and other stations (again, terrible memory) -mainly under the name Digital Assassins with Mike Licata. and also werked on a few movies and tv shows with BT .
I've been in a few music videos and commercials and just recently on the Tommy Lee Show ( i dont even act or have a SAG card!)
i've played all over the U.S. as Digital Assassins and all over the World as support for BT. (gonna shut up now)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/3/2005
Band Members: and me
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BOMITONI



Harry Potter Meme of All Memes by Osaku
Name/Username: :
Age: :
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House: Gryffindor:
Wand: Holly, 11", Phoenix Tail Feather:
Best Course: Charms:
Worst Course: History of Magic:
Pet: Blast Ended Skrewt:
Patronus: Rhinosaurus:
Quidditch Job: Chaser:
Wizard Candy: Chocolate Frogs:
Profession After School: Horcrux Killah:

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Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Vampire and Super Hero Loop Hole

OK,so I'm watching "Angel", a spin off of "Buffy the Vampire Killer", An he has a tattoo on his back.  Vampires heal. Shoot 'em, slice 'em, break a few of their bones, the bounce right back. So h...
Posted by carlos on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:38:00 PST

Mike’s Mom Explained...AGAIN

Mike's Mom is based on a joke. It is no way a dis. The Mike that the joke, my night at Backstage Cafe', and my tattoo are based on, is totally cool with it, and actually shows up to a lot of the parti...
Posted by carlos on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:24:00 PST

Whoops! I deleted a bunch of unread messages

My bad. i was checkin them half asleep, and i'm so used to clickin on the "select all" for adding new people. And I cant undo.Most of them were responses to "Mike's Mom" posts. So if ya sent me a mess...
Posted by carlos on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:20:00 PST

what is mike’s mom anyways?

The Origin:1 day while working for BT, Mike, who's last name will be omitted to protect the innocent (him...not his mom), decided it would be great to bust morale to make momma jokes. At the time we w...
Posted by carlos on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:20:00 PST

un sogno di parole e tu

I had a dream I was surounded by words that I could actually physically see, touch and grasp. I was swimming alone in my sleep in this pool of words and no one else could. But then...
Posted by carlos on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST

Valentine's Day Haiku

So if love is blind,then who the fuck gave Cupida bow and arrow?-carlos antonio vasquez mirandaHappy Valentine's Day!(now where did i put my Harry Potter Valentine's Cards?)...
Posted by carlos on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

teenage punk rock puppy love:

struck hard by beauty.knocked out! But then refreshed by...her ice cream kisses.-carlos antonio vasquez miranda
Posted by carlos on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:12:00 PST

the loss of my pets and the rediscovery of a beautiful view.

i came back from MD/DC on my birthday, corrissa, bt's assistant picked me up from the airport and we went str8 to the bars. came home and before i opened my door i knew they were dead.i dont know if o...
Posted by carlos on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:44:00 PST

my birthday wish 7-24

hey everyone,this year i DO NOT want any material gifts / cards.lord knows i have too many material items.instead, if your a close friend and want to help me clean and scrub my apt of the filth and de...
Posted by carlos on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

i donated gear to Indie 103.1 FM for victims of Katrina

yo, i wanted to donate to victims of Katrina, but i'm pretty fuckin broke right now. i was on my way to bobby wilks house (nonplus, check out his shit really good stuff), when i heard Ken and Scott ...
Posted by carlos on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:15:00 PST