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Gnoll

I talk too much. And I never shut up.

About Me

Yes, I'm on MySpace now. I'm such a fucking sellout.This page is better anyway.

My Interests

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream.

I'd like to meet:

The man who put the bomp in the bomp sh'bomp sh'bomp. Also, NO bands (unless I know your members personally), and NO camwhores.

Music:

Ween, The Cure, Prince, The Pixies, The Police, Steely Dan, The Smiths, They Might Be Giants, Elvis Costello, Negativland, Bauhaus, Public Enemy, Depeche Mode, The Dead Milkmen, The Specials, Regina Spektor, Faith No More, The B-52s, Mr. Bungle, De La Soul, Madness, The The, The Cardigans, Tori Amos, Run DMC, System of a Down, Ethyl Meatplow, Outkast, Silversun Pickups, Living Colour, The Sugarcubes, The Bloodhound Gang, Ian Dury & the Blockheads, The Ramones, and WEIRD AL.

Movies:

Go to fortheretarded.com

Television:

The drug of a nation. Breeding ignorance, feeding radiation.

Books:

The ones at Home Depot with paint samples.

Heroes:

Roast beef, ham, and turkey, with provolone cheese, lettuce, pickles, and oil and vinegar. On wheat.

My Blog

Our bodies, ourselves

I have a pimple on my left eyebrow. When I touch it, I sneeze. Despite knowing this, I keep touching it. Also, my favorite quote of the week; nay, the year, is courtesy of Local 6 in Orlando: "Noel t...
Posted by Gnoll on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:21:00 PST

5 Songs I Heard at Lunch Today.

While I was enjoying a plate of hibachi beef and some miso soup at the Super H Mart today, these five songs came on the muzak system, in this order: 1. Poison, "Unskinny Bop"2. The Cure, "High"3. Amy ...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:30:00 PST

Dragon*Con 2007

Once again, I spent a good portion of my Labor Day weekend rubbing shoulders with C-list celebs, checking out costumes, and resisting the temptation to spend money on geeky wares. Unfortunately, I ...
Posted by Gnoll on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST

Top Five Things I Learned Last Night While Hosting Trivia in Austell, GA:

5. Caligula is the name of the Shakespeare play containing the line "My kingdom for a horse..." 4. Samson & Delilah are the Roman and Greek Goddesses of love. 3. Brazil is the name of the city on...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST

Running for the Border

Today, I decided to go out for lunch. I brought in some leftover lasagna, but it's somehow managed to only get up to 75 degrees in late July in Georgia, so I couldn't help it. I had to get out of the ...
Posted by Gnoll on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

Wow, I feel old.

I just heard a Buzzcocks song in a commercial...for AARP.Oy, vey.
Posted by Gnoll on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

"Hi, this is Julie from Keller Williams..."

That's who greeted me when I picked up the phone. She continued. "I'd like to show your house today, between 4:00 and 6:00 P.M." I looked at the clock; it was 2:30. "Wow, today, I don't think I can ...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

Top Five Things that Bug Me Today:

1. People who use apostrophes before the 's' in plural nouns, especially on professionally-printed signs or internal company memos. 2. Being defriended on MySpace and not having any idea who the fuck...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST

Brothers in Arms

For anyone not aware, I have a second job as one of those annoying Bar Trivia Emcees who is always trying to be funny while you're just trying to enjoy your pint of Stella. On Tuesday nights, I host m...
Posted by Gnoll on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST

Who the fuck is Craig? Fuck Craig!

The girlfriend has been looking for a new car for months. The '92 Sentra has seen better days, and now that I'm too cheap to fix the AC in mine, she's dying for something a little more luxurious. So ...
Posted by Gnoll on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST