Our bodies, ourselves |
I have a pimple on my left eyebrow. When I touch it, I sneeze. Despite knowing this, I keep touching it.
Also, my favorite quote of the week; nay, the year, is courtesy of Local 6 in Orlando:
"Noel t...
Posted by Gnoll on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:21:00 PST |
5 Songs I Heard at Lunch Today. |
While I was enjoying a plate of hibachi beef and some miso soup at the Super H Mart today, these five songs came on the muzak system, in this order:
1. Poison, "Unskinny Bop"2. The Cure, "High"3. Amy ...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:30:00 PST |
Dragon*Con 2007 |
Once again, I spent a good portion of my Labor Day weekend rubbing shoulders with C-list celebs, checking out costumes, and resisting the temptation to spend money on geeky wares. Unfortunately, I ...
Posted by Gnoll on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST |
Top Five Things I Learned Last Night While Hosting Trivia in Austell, GA: |
5. Caligula is the name of the Shakespeare play containing the line "My kingdom for a horse..."
4. Samson & Delilah are the Roman and Greek Goddesses of love.
3. Brazil is the name of the city on...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST |
Running for the Border |
Today, I decided to go out for lunch. I brought in some leftover lasagna, but it's somehow managed to only get up to 75 degrees in late July in Georgia, so I couldn't help it. I had to get out of the ...
Posted by Gnoll on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST |
Wow, I feel old. |
I just heard a Buzzcocks song in a commercial...for AARP.Oy, vey.
Posted by Gnoll on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST |
"Hi, this is Julie from Keller Williams..." |
That's who greeted me when I picked up the phone.
She continued. "I'd like to show your house today, between 4:00 and 6:00 P.M." I looked at the clock; it was 2:30.
"Wow, today, I don't think I can ...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST |
Top Five Things that Bug Me Today: |
1. People who use apostrophes before the 's' in plural nouns, especially on professionally-printed signs or internal company memos.
2. Being defriended on MySpace and not having any idea who the fuck...
Posted by Gnoll on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST |
Brothers in Arms |
For anyone not aware, I have a second job as one of those annoying Bar Trivia Emcees who is always trying to be funny while you're just trying to enjoy your pint of Stella. On Tuesday nights, I host m...
Posted by Gnoll on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST |
Who the fuck is Craig? Fuck Craig! |
The girlfriend has been looking for a new car for months. The '92 Sentra has seen better days, and now that I'm too cheap to fix the AC in mine, she's dying for something a little more luxurious.
So ...
Posted by Gnoll on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST |
