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Smart Ape

One day, apes shall rule all

About Me

Hit by cosmic rays, this apenaut returned to Earth with super-inteligence. I spent 3 decades in cryogenic freeze once the US government discovered my existance.

My Interests

Simian rights, poo flinging, comics, DVDs, wrestling, hockey

I'd like to meet:

Koooooooooooooong, Pierre Bouille, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, J.M. DeMatteis, William Shatner, other super-intelligent apes

Music:

Jerry Goldsmith, Gorillaz, The Monkees, the Sanford and Son theme, Peter Cetera's "The Glory of Love"

Movies:

Planet of the Apes, King Kong, 2001, Ed, Dunston Checks In, Gorillas In The Midst, Congo, Most Valuable Primate, Gorillas in the Midst, Spider-Man, Star Wars (originals), Star Trek, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, X-Men, South Park,

Television:

Planet of the Apes, Star Trek, Cheers, Seinfeld, Friends, Quantum Leap, Justice League, Futurama, Simpsons (first 8 seasons only), Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galactica, Boston Legal, South Park, The Office (US & UK), Lost, Scrubs, The Colbert Report, King of the Hill, Big Brother

Books:

La Planète des Singes, Congo, Justice League International, Amazing Spider-Man, Watchmen

Heroes:

King Kong, Caesar, Zaius, Zira, Cornelius, Ann Darrow, Colonel Taylor, Detective Chimp, Gorilla Grodd, Marcel from Friends

My Blog

WWE

They suck. Horribly. On the off chance that you happen to read this, I'm sorry Gregory Helms. Shawn has been feuding with Vince since December. Think about it. 10 months. A 60 year old man has been fe...
Posted by Smart Ape on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

Hey Mottola

LH is MY friend, not yours. You suck.
Posted by Smart Ape on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:11:00 PST

Test

Really, really sucks.Just like Mottola
Posted by Smart Ape on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:10:00 PST