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walrusnut.com

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You mean "about us" dickhead. Well we primarily like to publish things via the interweb, regarding manatee insanity, gapes and gorps, lasers, alligator pits, whalphins, insider art, brown eels, goth tards, videos, Reviews, DrAWings, Pictures, WOrds Musik,. t3 all done at work.

Gomya, the giant space seal from episode 3 of BW Neo ("The Burning Heart in Below Freezing"). Opus' worst fears have come true: "It's a HUMONGOUS WALRUS...a space walrus, with photon flippers!" He had prehensile hair. He wore World War I-era aviator goggles. He turned his planet into a giant snowball by blasting it with Angolmois energy from his butt. Entertainment-value galore. --Thylacine 2000

My Interests

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how can we make this clear, we are not into irony. seriously folks. Old tv shows and sweatbands are not funny. Its safe into be indie rock and have a fake mustache who the fuck are you fooling? There are new frontiers out there, new horizons to get stoned looking at guddy up.

I'd like to meet:

sweatpant boners

Music:

owlfood, dragontears, L contra, the inquistion, the arrangement, tiny amps, THE ARM, the Leaders, Gobstopper, Blast Zone, Dorkbot, Chris Gaines

Movies:

retarded christmas, and signed copies of space nuts.

Television:

we only work on walrusnut during work hours, the other time is for parties, whalphin rides, antacids, and lower back pain medicine

Books:

no magazines.

Heroes:

Al Sharpton, venom, bikers, mystics, hounds of all kinds