murrays barf-o-rama. |
i went to high school with this kid named Murray. in addition to being a total backwoods hillbilly, Murray was fucking enormous. by the 11th grade, Murray was well over 6 feet tall and easily we...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:08:00 GMT |
you carry your curse. |
anyone who knows me is well aware of my numerous, sometimes irrational and often hilarious phobias. the origins of some of them, such as my intense hatred of spoons, will forever remain a mystery. how...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:28:00 GMT |
wanna see a dead body? |
i saw my first dead body when i was eleven years old. the neighborhood that i grew up in had a large wooded area behind it, complete with a muddy creek, a half-assed tree house and a tire swing that n...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:16:00 GMT |
when you're dead... |
Tampa, Florida has always been famous for 3 things: professional wrestling, skinheads and heavy metal. while the first two were crucial parts of my formative years, as a teenager, the third had yet to...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 00:03:00 GMT |
they sure can't take it. |
i was raised on professional wrestling. while other fathers were taking their kids to watch baseball and football, mine was taking me to rundown VFW halls and smoky little arenas to watch the likes of...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:40:00 GMT |
motel hell. |
during my eleventh grade year, my friends and i would throw parties at sleazy motels where we'd buy a bunch of cheap beer, then charge kids $10 to hang out and drink all night long. financially,...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 22:08:00 GMT |
...so i stabbed him. |
i didn't dislike high school very much, at least looking back now, it seems as though i had a pretty good time compared to most kids. during my freshman and sophomore years, i was taking advance...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:46:00 GMT |
i was a teenage sorority girl. |
it was 1992. i'd somehow gotten myself into a bit of trouble in my hometown of clearwater (i was innocent), so i headed two hours north to the college town of gainesville to stay with my friend ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:43:00 GMT |
it was the pepsi. |
for a few years in the early 90's, i roadied for a california based band called Fifteen. for anyone not familiar with them, they were a great band who mixed melodic punk rock with a message of p...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:15:00 GMT |
what's the hassle, man? |
maybe it has something to do with growing up as a punk rocker in the 1980's, but i really hate cops. my friend little jimmy had to go down to key west for a court date related to a minor spring br...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 13:31:00 GMT |
