Robomonkey Productions is your alternative source
for indie cult films. Horror, kung-fu action, sci-fi, exploitation, zombies and nuns with guns!
Joblo.com - "So what happens when a Hollywood stuntman and a B-movie hottie team up to create a production company? Well if Robomonkey Productions is any indication, then crazy/messed up/fun times/genre treats are the answer. Born of the blended talents of Melantha Blackthorne and Jason Cavalier, they've crafted SINNERS AND SAINTS. The flick is a low budget affair, but based on the trailer alone certainly appears to overcome those budgetary restraints."
Sinners And Saints Unleashed On A Double-Disc DVD
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Disc I - 'Sinners And Saints' the feature length film (87 minutes), wide screen presentation with scene selection.
Disc II - Making of featurettes, behind the scenes, blooper reel, music videos, trailers, promotional materials and much more!
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Rue Morgue - "A Masterpiece"
"With wall-to-wall topless nuns, masturbating demons, samurai sword fighting and kung fu priests, the movie is full-on, genre-bending, bone-crunching assault on the bastions of good taste that gleefully revels in it's unrestrained debauchery"
"Fearlessly offensive, brazenly violent and wildly entertaining."
"Glorious lashings of ultra-violence and tremendous cinematic style"
"(Anyone) would be well advised to peruse SINNERS AND SAINTS unapologetic, blasphemous mayhem"
Screaming Stoner - "SINNERS AND SAINTS is an extremely professional movie that doesn't give its viewers a chance to get bored. This could almost be considered every "sploitation" combined."
"One of the sickest, perverted and most politically incorrect movies we've seen! We add this to our top ten list without hesitation."
Horrorwatch - "An incredibly twisted, dark, and often humorous ..fuck the establishment.. style film."
"Roller coaster ride"
"Ample amounts of action, gore, camp, and nudity"
"A very solid and noteworthy entry into independent horror filmmaking."
"Robomonkey Productions is definitely going to be high on the ..ones to watch.. list."
Fantasia Film Festival - "Amazing kung fu fights and wild stunts come on fast and furious here, as do shocking bursts of gore, eye-popping special effects and a heaping helping of dark comedy!"
"SINNERS AND SAINTS has some pretty heavy spins on Christianity..s ..gospel truth... This one wouldn..t be Mel Gibson..s cup of sacred wine. Forgive us, Father, and lead us right the Hell into temptation!"
Heidi Martinuzzi - "Highly amusing, innovative, and fun."
Film Threat - "In a sea of dull by-the-numbers cheapies, SINNERS AND SAINTS stands out from the pack indeed."
Celluloid Trailer Park - "This film really competes with a lot of the regular-budget horror flicks."
Horror Heads - "SINNERS AND SAINTS is full of gore, violence, breasts, kung fu, decapitations, dismemberments, castrations...you name it, it..s probably in this movie."
Deadpit Radio- "You can't miss this film".
Bumscorner - "A movie so crazy, and entertaining that you have no choice but to love it. This is the kind of stuff that propels a movie to cult status."
"The action was well above the normal low budget fluff, and the fight scenes were on par with the big boys of Hollywood."
"This will offend some people, maybe even sicken. For those out there that enjoy action, gore, and well...just a hell of a good time, then this movie is a must have."
Unspeakable Magazine - "SINNERS AND SAINTS entertains to the fullest."
"A dark acidic mind trip into damnation."
"SINNERS AND SAINTS is definitely one ya really should check out."
Video Crypt - "This would've played well in the drive-ins back in the seventies. SINNERS AND SAINTS.. is never dull, it starts and finishes at full speed."
The Scream - "SINNERS AND SAINTS is a real high octane, kick-ass affair with just the right amount of perverted sleaze thrown in the mix."
"Fight scenes would give any kung-fu movie a run for their money."
Film Asylum - "Packs a punch way beyond its meager finances."
"Should be on any horror/action fans shopping list."
MicroCinema Magazine - "It..s a guilty pleasure any action/horror/sci-fi/cult film lover could ask for. It delivers one fun ride; I..m keeping my eye on this Robomonkey."
EMVG - "A never-boring roller-coaster of horror, sex, action and unspeakable perversities."
"SINNERS AND SAINTS is filled with bad taste and it appeals to the lowest human senses. And that's nice!"
Living Corpse - "This film melds the blackest of black comedy, social commentary, kung-fu, horror, burlesque, and science fiction in a way that should be impossible to do with this degree of ease."
"This film is less a roller coaster than a rocket stuck up your ass and aimed straight at a brick wall."
No-Fi Magazine - "One of goofiest and flat-out entertaining underground, DIY movies I've seen all year."
"With wonderfully choreographed fight scenes, lots of boobs, guns and spurting blood."
"Cavalier and Blackthorne are quite talented and know what makes a good exploitation flick work."
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'The Order Of One' is our second completed film. It is our tribute to the Sonny Chiba style karate flicks of the seventies. Release dates coming soon!
What Kung Fu Cinema had to say...
"a gratuitously fun freefall into ..70s-style grindhouse action"
"I haven..t had so much giddy fun watching a movie since SIN CITY"
"ORDER OF ONE rekindles the good old days of ..70s action cinema"
Our Third Production!!!
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