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George

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About Me

43 President of the United States. I have at least one DUI conviction. I used to love alcohol and cocaine, now I love Jesus

My Interests

Yale cheerleading, Texas baseball, oil, attacking and taking over countries, spending the U.S. surplus, bankrupting the Treasury, setting the all-time record for most days on vacation and most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history, cutting unemployment benefits, cutting health care benefits for war veterans, dissolving international treaties, making the US the most resented country in the world, and making the US the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I'd like to meet:

other Presidents of the United States

Music:

country/western, AMERICAN rock and roll, Michael McDonald and the Doobie Brothers

Movies:

Terminator 1, 2 and 3, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Caligula

Books:

Capital Kitty, Frog and Toad are Friends, Clifford the Big Red Dog Thinking Adventures, The Official Pokémon Handbook

My Blog

large mouth bass

As if you needed any more proof that George W. Bush is a compete fool: When he was asked by a German interviewer to name the best moment of his presidency, the moron-in-chief came up with this: "I wou...
Posted by George on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:39:00 PST

new poll!

How low can he go? Our Great Leader's poll numbers are in the tank, with most of the major polling companies reporting his lowest recorded approval ratings last week. Now, we all know that George says...
Posted by George on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST

low cost drugs

Bush's new Medicare drug prescription plan is causing growing unease among seniors - according to Reuters, "tens of thousands of people were unable to get medicines promised by Medicare," since the ne...
Posted by George on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:00:00 PST

campaigning

Is that the sound of clucking I hear? There's a marked difference in the campaign styles of George W. Bush and John Kerry, and it's a difference that makes Our Great Leader out to be, well, a bit of a...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Obama

George W. Bush really has convinced himself that Democrats are terrorists! Last week, in a long article on Barack Obama by the New Yorker, this gem appeared: "Jan Schakowsky told me about a recent vis...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This damn prison abuse scandal

Hey, guess what? Our Great Leader was told about abuse in Iraqi prisons during the winter holidays! But he's not to blame for any of the fallout from this despicable affair, because this Responsibilit...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Money for the war

There were more bombshell revelations about George W. Bush's Rush To War" last week, this time from journalist Bob Woodward whose new book Plan of Attack reveals that Bush diverted $700 million from f...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jobs

Good times are here again! The Bush adminstration announced last week that they would create a staggering 2.6 million jobs this year - that's 220,000 new jobs a month. Are you ready for full employmen...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MLK day

Just one day after taking a trip to Atlanta to "honor" Martin Luther King Jr. (ie. laying a wreath at Dr. King's grave in the vain hopes that it might improve his standing among African-American voter...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WMD

Talk about a new year's quadruple whammy for Bush. First it was revealed that a 400-member US team which has spent the better part of a year searching for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was "quie...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST