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AshTray

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About Me


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http://www.myheritage.com/collageGet free stickers at peta2.comThings I Love...
STEVEN COLBERT, Harvey Birdman, Flight of the Conchords, Gil Sharone, pinup couture, boobies, iced coffee, hot coffee, boca burgers, reptiles, all animals, art, tattoos, laughing, singing, guitar, drums, piano, violen, intelligent people, colored pencils, learning new things, swearing, my auntie, terrible candid pictures of myself or my friends, old timers, music, dancing, movies, ford trucks (i would have one if i wasn't such an environmental geek), tattooing, laying in bed reading a High Fructose magazine with good music playing, hearing people laugh at my jokes, graphic art, oil paintings, mike deVries, tony ciavarro, nick baxter, josh carlton, jesse smith Things I Hate...
cruelty to animals, factory farms (get educated about them!), not brushing my teeth before bed, neo nazis, breaking cigarettes by accident, people who constantly pull the "race card", gays who get offended by eminem, animal abusers, the dentist, papsmears, waiting rooms, walking alone at night, shopping, sushi, any fish but the occasional tuna sandwich, asian food (& people) -- haha, jk..., ear-aches, toothaches, when you hold the door for someone and they don't thank you, asshole drivers, bad parents, crackheads, the smell of a macdonalds playplace, dark liquor, stupid people, spoiled brats, baboons, disposable camaras thats button breaks, the godfather movies, modern day children shows (ie: blues clues, teletubbies), Doodlebops, bad friends, hangovers, throwing up, my job, getting hurt, my car, artists that suck and say they're better than everyone, people in general that suck and say they're better than everyone, posh spice, paris hilton, lindsay lohan, beastiality, when people call piercing an "art", FSU kids (no not fitchburg state...), computer viruses, wet catfood, my period, anyone's period, non menthol cigarettes, crying babies, heartbreak, liars, thieves, child molestors, british teeth, old people's tongues, new rap, butt rock, designer clothes, when kids are sitting in the back of a station wagon facing backwards and you're stopped behind them at a stop light... and they won't...stop...waving. the smell of old milk, old people who are "holier than thou", people i wait on at the restaurant that comment on my tattoos or piercings as if they affect my work ethic, rapists, when someone puts a cigarette out in an ashtray but its not all the way out and the smoke automatically comes into my eye, gay people who are dramatic like girls, straight guys who are dramatic like girls, when people pronounce the word harrassment as "HARR-isment", the tobacco industry, filling out paperwork, pro-life assholes, puff daddy, any word that makes me feel gross (ie: dinky, gorgonzola, hoagie), being stranded at a terrible party, not being able to sleep, flea bites, razor burn, blown lightbulbs or speakers, Industrialization
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My Interests


Make your own KFC sign at KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

I'd like to meet:



Music:


blind melon
misery signals
mika
skynyrd
creedence
bjork
old korn
old limp bizkit
everytime i die
between the buried and me
otis rush
muddy waters
ion dissonance
dj shadow
atmosphere
aaliyah
shai
sick puppies
silversun pickups
joe walsh
dirty dancing soundtrack
certain rare birds
old whitney houston
britney
linkin park
hawthorne heights
benny mardones
alice in chains
fantomas
faith no more
dillinger escape plan
amy winehouse
mad season
lil wayne
old lil john
chris brown
the secret handshake
candlebox
sponge
stp
bush
no doubt
bayside
lauryn hill
fugees
gin blossoms
deftones
a perfect circle
tool
swv
among many others...

Movies:

Grandma's Boy, Garden State, North Country, Devil's Rejects, 300, Reno 911 Miami, Lost Boys, The Notebook, Pi, Seven, Requiem For A Dream, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, 40 Year Old Virgin, King Kong, Anchorman, Juice, ET, etc...

Television:

Harvey Birdman**, Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office, Larry D, Family guy, old SNL, Ninja Warrior, boxing, Spike TV, Blind Date, cartoons, Dane Cook, Chapelle Show, Nip Tuck, South Park, Rock Of Love, I Love New York (guilty pleasures of mine)

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Skinny Bitch, Shutter Island, Water For Elephants, She's Come Undone

Heroes:

Ingrid Newkirk, Dennis Lehane

My Blog

Little Known Facts

I’m filled with lots of little known facts. I’m a genius and I read, so here’s a few things to make you smart: -The only noise that does not produce an echo is a duck’s quack, ...
Posted by AshTray on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:50:00 PST

"One Of A Kind Bitch"?

"You Will Never Find Another Bitch Like Me" I’m so sick of going onto a girl’s MySpace which happens to be already covered in Chanel and Gucci "naked on the beach" advertisements to f...
Posted by AshTray on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST