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Laazarus

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About Me

I am musician/producer/promoter/and rambler. i live in a 20 foot camper trailer on the road traveling all over the country. i play shows when i can and stay a week to two weeks every where i go. if you meet me buy me a drink, cuz i probably don't have any money. i am real, i just don't know how to prove it.
Which John Cusack Are You? My pirate name is: Bloody Harry Read .. Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. ..
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
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Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.
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My Interests

Music, art, fine tattooing, fish, film, fine quizine, expencive cigars...and someother stuff. i hope and pray that none may kill me nor i kill any, with woundings grim but if any should think to kill me i pray thee god, let me kill him

I'd like to meet:

Any one who thinks they are worth talking to. good conversation is always welcome. anyone with a hot shower and a cold beer. i'll play you a song or two in trade...maybe even cook you some grub.

Music:

take your pick scroobius pipThou shalt not steal if there is direct victim. Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets. Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain. Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile… Some people are just nice. Thou shalt not read NME. Thall shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular. Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry. Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover. Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover. Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products. Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him. Thou shalt not fall in love so easily. Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads. Thou shalt not watch Hollyoakes. Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you're done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick. Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to. Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were. The Beatles - Were just a band. Led Zeppelin - Just a band. The Beach Boys - Just a band. The Sex Pistols - Just a band. The Clash - Just a band. Crass - Just a band. Minor Threat - Just a band. The Cure - Just a band. The Smiths - Just a band. Nirvana - Just a band. The Pixies - Just a band. Oasis - Just a band. Radiohead - Just a band. Bloc Party - Just a band. The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band. The next big thing - JUST A BAND. Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries. Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be. Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not pimp my ride. Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster. Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness. Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit. When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”. When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”. When I say "he say, she say, we say, make some noise" - kill me. Thou shalt not quote me happy. Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture. Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you. Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”. Thou shalt think for yourselves. And thou shalt always kill.

Movies:


You Are 55% Normal(Somewhat Normal)
While some of your behavior is quite normal...Other things you do are downright strangeYou've got a little of your freak going onBut you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?

Television:

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Books:

I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Heroes:

those that died along the way.

My Blog

none

it seems so sweet but low when the lines just blow around inside my head i try to speek to be done but my face becomes so numb i don't understand the words from my mouth that are said but still i ram...
Posted by Laazarus on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

my first portland show

had a blast. played a short set opening for this nitty gritty bar band with one beautiful and talented fiddle player. i picked up another gig at the same club on mon. i have no idea who i am playing w...
Posted by Laazarus on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:37:00 PST

here's a quick one

i am in portland sitting at a coffee shop called tiney's on my friends laptop. i ran out of money on the way here, and now am figuring out work situations. i am having a great time though and the weat...
Posted by Laazarus on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

sometimes the trueth really does hurt less

i'm really tired of being jerked around and made an ass of by someone that i have shown nothing but affection and kindness to. be strait with me, i've weathered much worse storms. on a more public not...
Posted by Laazarus on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:38:00 PST

do you want me any more?

do you see me in your future? i know you like me, and love on some degree, but do i hold any ground on your decisions. when was the last time you opened up to me? it's been a while. i want to be a pa...
Posted by Laazarus on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:17:00 PST

the ones i care about most always leave me

since i keep having to go puke my guts out i decided to keep this short. i'm not going to write some long emo blog, i just needed to say something to get the bullshit out of my head. and now that i ha...
Posted by Laazarus on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:14:00 PST

in memory of milo

so, i had a pet raven for a day, then he passed away. he had fallen from his nest while it was windy, and could not fly yet. so, michael and i took him in. well, the next morning, michael went out to ...
Posted by Laazarus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

druks are pissin me off, and my shins hurt!

first off, let me say that i love working in a night club and helping to better the music sceen. now, i am fucking tired of dipshits that can't handle thier liquor. i had to break up three fights t...
Posted by Laazarus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my thoughts exactly

Yeah, the Easter bunny crap is so commercial, just like Santa Clause. At my house we only have biblical games. Every year, all the kids play the Juda hunt. Someone hides 30 peices of silver. The ...
Posted by Laazarus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some questions to ask yourself

the last time i posted this i had only a few friends. sooo...i thought i'd do it again to see who would respond. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you h...
Posted by Laazarus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST