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Danny Phantom in real life

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About Me


man, i fuckin love showers. and books. showers and books. when i figure a way to do them simultaneously, you'll never hear from me again.
and i'm really hot for tina fey. giggity.
writer of fictions. former assistant editor for Menda City Review "best new [fiction] website of 2006" by Storysouth.com , via the Million Writers Award .
bungling fool at those and everything else.
my first vintage:
short fiction
'bad effigy' at Menda City Review (voted one of the 'Notable Short Stories of 2006,' by Storysouth.com , via the Million Writers Award .)
reprinted at Dark Reveries (Oct. 06)
reprinted at The Harrow (May 07)
reprinted at Midnight Times (July 07)
'blame it on the stars ' at Crimson Highway (Oct 06)
'wide dark night' at Thieves' Jargon (06)
'increments' at Crimson Highway (Mar 07)
'crazy heart' at Menda City Review (Jun 07)
'the horror writer' at New Voices in Horror Magazine (May 08)
poetry
'green typewriters' at The Verse Marauder (Feb 07)
or be nice and ask about my book or the shotgun i used to eradicate it:

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My Blog

tempered in a foreign flame

nashville, i hate you. with all my heart. and i love you, too. (isn't that how it always ends up?)while i lived in you, i discovered all the things about myself i needed to cease, before they ruined m...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:28:00 GMT

pay the writer!

mr. harlan ellison...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:26:00 GMT

the burial of the dead

my favorite excerpted poem. i first discovered these lines in part from a king crimson song, then later on a curious postcard handed to me by a stranger on a bus neither of us were supposed to be on, ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:11:00 GMT

play with fire is still awesome.

yes it is.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:48:00 GMT

global financial crisis

extracted from a letter to a dear friend of mine:they say the world as we know it is ending. that the greatest catastrophe of civilization is one not of insatiable flame, nor one of copious blundering...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:32:00 GMT

more elephant talk

man, the past couple posts to this blog from me make me seem like your average deep emo downer or something. it's cute. but these posts are just some random singular moments that achieved emphasis by ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:33:00 GMT

there is a place

so dave berman and his silver jews are coming to town in a day or three, and i was listening to their stuff. one pretty song had these lyrics. i liked them. There is a place past the bluesI never want...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:11:00 GMT

a voice from your past...

i can't believe who just contacted me out of the blue. i just can't believe it. i feel sick. i feel useless. i feel crazy. oh man, i don't know what i feel. basically, everything i am, everything i ha...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:48:00 GMT

new spark plug.

so i've not written a blog, or anything else much besides my own name on credit receipts in like a thousand years. damn poor form for an attempted writing career. and this isn't much more than that, e...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:26:00 GMT

selections from Pulp, by dirty old charlie b.

here is where i will post sweet ass selections from bukowski's final novel, Pulp."Now, I mean, it just wasn't fair. Her dress fit so tight it almost split the seams. Too many chocolate malts. And she ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 15:21:00 GMT