HAIRNATION BAND

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Member Since: 10/2/2007
Band Members:FOR BOOKING INFO PLEASE CONTACT "ROCK VIXEN PRODUCTIONS" at 613- 323-7983

SY KOTIK (VOX)

29 Year old Sy Kotik was born in Sydney Australia in a dirty and poor section of the city known as Kings Cross. Shortly after his birth he was abandoned and left to fend for himself in a local shop called Kotickinki Lingerie where he earned his keep by singing elevator and lounge music above the dressing rooms.When Sy got older he sang with many local bands including Paticake and the Blue Bay Buggers. Their music is most famous as it was used by Australian public service announcements to promote safe sex and better Vegemite eating habits. The Lyrics “Golly Gee…Look at me…I can’t pee… I have V.D” is now sung by local Kings Cross school children as they eat vegemite and water cress sandwiches. Sy inadvertently ended up in Canada after falling asleep on top of a crate filled with cans of Spam during a part time job in Sydney harbour..

ROD GOZINYA (DRUMS)

I hail from the Gozinya klan of Scotland. I left as a small child because my father had a business idea to sell kilts in Hollywood. Little did he know, that was never meant to be. My family was ridiculed for their attempts to bring Scottish heritage to the plastic confines of L.A. As a lad of 6 and down and out, I began to drink heavily and pound on anything I could get my hands on.....including my pecker. Thus my natural ability to pound the skins. As a teen I became very proficient behind the drum kit, laying deadly rhythms for some of the areas most talented metal bands. As I continued to shrivel my liver and tour the world I would eventually settle in Canada. Knowing that I could not turn my back on my first love (metal), I began to scour the continent for the only group of musical geniuses, the only crew of dirty pussy humping degenerate bastards.....the only crew I knew would do......the crew now known as HAIR NATION.

KRAVEN MOHRHEAD (GUITAR)

Kraven Mohrhead was born to be a metal god. From his humble beginnings in Dublin; his mother was a bartender/dancer, his father......well, let's just say papa was a Rolling Stone, although mama couldn't say for sure which one. Much of Kraven's early childhood was spent backstage, where he was lavished with the kind of love that only a brandy-filled bar full of exotic dancers could dole out. But still his mama wanted to raise her boy right, so she saved as many $5 bills as she could to invest in his future. Finally, at the age of 10, Kraven was sent to a private Catholic school for boys, run by the Sisters of Holy Touching. Kraven thrived in this environment of firm discipline and harsh physical punishment. When he was 15, the school was involved in a scandal, and subsequently deemed unfit by the Pope after it was discovered that Kraven had been systematically deflowering the Sisters during his punishment sessions, teaching them a thing or two about "holy touching", Kraven style. In a quest to find himself, he turned his angry energy to the guitar....and a metal god was born. He never lost his taste for leather, or deflowering virgins, although they are getting harder and harder to find. After years of dedication to his craft(s), you will never find a man with better precision finger work than Kraven, onstage or backstage....................

IAMZA FAULKER (BASS)

I am Iamza... I am Sveedish bass player NOW IN THE CANADA who has make the Hair Nation band. They are play the 80s Metal and i am good for that. I will always want to be in the Canada and to make this band...I like Scorpions, Europe, the other band...are they called Ramstine ??? and I never listen to the ABBA...Bjork is no my kousin...I have the good bass that I play very hard - this is good for make the dirty. I have also to like to sing and I have the very guud tight ass. this will not be for the band, but for the girls looking is ok...for the band looking is ok too though, so is ok...YajSo I will come...and I will make this band...Yaj...???...Does anyone have this band to their wall...???...

DICK FITZWELL (GUITAR)

HUGH JORGAN (KEYBOARDS))

Record Label: unsigned
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