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Brandie Moses

I want to be Barbie, the bitch has everything!

About Me

About me, hmmm... where do I even begin???? Well, I grew up in a town of 5,000 people in Arkansas. Most of my friends were cheerleaders, but I was the tomboy in school playing basketball, tennis, and track. I was always really petite, but a fireball inside. I think my first technical foul in basketball was in 7th grade! lol I am very competitive!

After high school, I went on to the University of Arkansas and majored in Psychology. My goal was to join the FBI and become a criminal profiler. That all changed when I graduated! I absolutely love Arkansas and think it is one of the most beautiful states, but I am a beach bum at heart. So, I sold everything I owned and put my dog and clothes in my car and went on a crazy summer road trip. One stop was Port Aransas, TX. It is a small island just off the coast. I eventually settled nearby and got a house in Corpus Christi. Soon after, I was spotted by a Playboy photographer and that is when my life changed drastically!

Considering that I grew up in the middle of the bible belt, I was very hesitant on posing nude. However, after lots of consideration and discussion with my family, I decided to go for it! Since then, I have been modeling full time and loving every moment of it!!! I currently live in Los Angeles, since that is where most of my work is located. Aside from the traffic, LA is a great city!!!

People often ask me what my goal is in life. Since I am such a spontaneous person, I can't really answer that. I tend to live in the moment and just go with what feels right at the time. Even if I had a plan for my life, I'm certain it would change.

My friends would agree that I live in the moment. I am known to pack a bag on a whim and just head to Vegas. I seldom ever turn down a good time. I am very laid back and go with the flow. My friends laugh at me because majority of the time I would pick Taco Bell over any 5 star restaurant. I never watch tv, but do enjoy a good movie on occasion. Of course I enjoy going to the spa, but definitely not a regular. I am a jeans and t-shirt kind of girl, you have to work really hard to get me in a dress. I love animals and desparately want a monkey. I love drinking wine at home with my girlfriends while we bash guys. My favorite person in the world is my niece. She lives in AR, but I am debating kidnapping her and bringing her to LA! I am very, very close to my parents and we talk almost every day. I admit that I have made mistakes in my life, but absolutely have no regrets! I have learned from all of my mistakes and it has made me a stronger person. I have been in love 3 times in my life. I am the worst liar in the world!! I am like an open book and most people can read me well after knowing me a very short time. At one time in my life, I thought I never wanted kids but now that has completely changed! I can't wait to start a family, but definitely don't see it happening any time soon. I never forget and sometimes have a hard time forgiving. I enjoy camping almost as much as staying at a 5 star hotel. Some people consider me a picky eater, but I disagree. I just don't eat anything green. Just keep the salads away and we're fine! Why is that so hard? Meat, potatoes, mac&cheese and I am VERY happy!! I always arrive 10 minutes early and can't stand people who are always late. When arguing, I prefer to just talk... please don't yell! I can hear your point in a normal tone of voice just as well as if you are screaming it in my ear. Speaking of ears, I don't like to get water in my ears. Yes, of course I go swimming and I deal with it, I just don't like it. I love shooting guns and feel that every single girl should take shooting lessons. My friends think I am weird because I have conversations with my pets. I swear they understand what I am saying!!! I love acting stupid and dancing around the house, I am not afraid to bust out in the roger rabbit or the bus driver. I am tone deaf and can't sing at all!!! I am horrible! My favorite movie is Tombstone and I can quote every line! I like to keep my house clean, but absolutely hate doing laundry and dishes!!! I do love shopping! I tend to buy a lot of jewelry that I never wear. I also hate trying on clothes, so I just buy them then get home and they look horrible so hang in my closet with the tags still on for a year. I love, love, love buying shoes! My favorite color is yellow, but for some reason my entire house is decorated with red. I hate when I have to set an alarm. I love cuddling. Gentle kisses on my neck and ears and I am all yours. I hate sitting in airports. Sunglasses at night is NOT cool! Don't know who told you it was, but they lied. I love telling stories, but for some reason I tend to think my stories are more hysterical than they actually are. It often takes me 30 minutes to tell a story because I am laughing so hard that I just can't get it out. However, the other person doesn't even find it funny. Some people need to get a sense of humor! Admit it... I'm Funny! I love construction work and of course own a tool belt. I know it's weird, but I'm fascinated with serial killers. I'm not sick, just would love to get in their head to see why they are so fucked up. Oh yeah, I tend to curse just a bit. My favorite vacation is anything tropical. If I say I am going to do something, I always do it. I love my friends and would do anything for them. I know that I am not perfect and never will be. I cannot change who I am.

This is my life and I am the author. Unfortunately I am writing it in pen and can't erase my mistakes. Deal with it!

xoxo, Brandie

PS I do appreciate all of my myspace friends, but can't reply to all of the emails. Please do not start sending me hate mail if I haven't responded to you. I do my best, but I do work and can't stay online all day. I started this page to keep in touch with friends, not for dating reasons.

My Playboy Photoshoot! To watch the entire shoot, visit www.playboy.com

My Interests

My baby Tyson at 9 weeks Riding Puff at the Playboy mansion In LA with Brooke At the Playboy Mansion in Jenn Hurt Crazy night with Breann Vegas with Matt Pure Nightclub with Brooke Bare Pool with Mr.Belding :) Playboy Radio Partying at the Playboy Mansion 4th of July at the Playboy mansion with Cidney Partying with TwoFoot Fred Playboy mansion with Aubry

I'd like to meet:



..SHOCKER VIDEO BY WARNER DRIVE! SO FUNNY!!!!

Music:

Godsmack, Guns N Roses, Hinder, Jimmy Buffett, Jack Johnson, Nirvana, Black Eyed Peas, Bob Marley, Creed, Fuel, Lenny Kravitz,Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, Staind, Sublime, Eagles, Grateful Dead, Nickelback, Buckcherry, Metallica, etc Hosting Rockfest '06 Hanging with Nikki Sixx Spinnin with DJ Silver On stage with David Draiman Feeding the monkeys at the Playboy Mansion Partying at the Playboy mansion Birthday Party in Vegas at Bare Pool

Movies:

Tombstone, Liar Liar, Dirty Dancing, The Green Mile, Grease, Austin Powers, etc On set filming Best of the Best with my Co-host Kia Drayton Partying with dad "It's for the children!!" Riding the bull with Brooke On set filming OMP TV with Blakley Shea Pajama party in Houston Photoshoot in Tampa Partying with my favorite Playboy photographer, Ric Moore In Corpus with Elle & Mari Birthday party in Vegas at Light

Television:

Cold Case Files, New Detectives, FBI Files SaddleRanch with Carman Fun times with William and Jonny Girls night in LA New Years at the Playboy Mansion Halloween with Amanda and Carman SkyBar pool with Aubry Warner Drive show with Jonny

Books:

In Cold Blood Working on my tattoo Dodger Dogs with Carman & Elle Home Sweet Home!! In Atlanta with my brother Rehab with Brooke Yes, I bite :)

Heroes:

Sky Bar with Elle & Carman Pool party in Vegas Saddle with Carman & Elle What photoshoot?? I don't remember a thing!!! At the mansion

My Blog

Fun facts about me!!

Ok, so you want to know some interesting things about me??? Here are some of my fun facts!* My favorite color is yellow* My favorite food is pizza* I am addicted to chocolate* I drink 2-3 Mt. Dews pe...
Posted by Brandie Moses on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:53:00 PST

Road Trip!!!

Work has been crazy and I have been travelling a lot.  As most of you know, I live in Corpus Christi right now.  With the busy schedule, I have only been home about 3 days a month.  I h...
Posted by Brandie Moses on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST