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Kenny's Loin Burgers

We all come full circle eventually.

About Me

I was born a poor black child...okay really a poor white child...okay really a middle-class white child. Boring? HELL NO! KISS MY ASS!

Just your average rock star in the San Fernando Valley, CA, with a penchant for the silly and nonsensical. I'm a virutal polyglot, as I am able to count and say hello/goodbye in many languages.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Reese Witherspoon wearing only a bowtie and holding a bottle of baby oil.

Lucy Pinder wearing only a bowtie and holding a bottle of baby oil.

Zooey Deschanel wearing only a bowtie and holding a bottle of baby oil.

Music:

New Additions!

    Feist Imogen Heap

(in no particular order)

    Genesis Beatles Rolling Stones Pink Floyd Steely Dan B.B. King Jeddrah Santana Piper Downs Radiohead The Shins Zero 7 Metallica Def Leppard Black Sabbath Eagles Panda

Movies:

    Star Wars (except possibly Episodes I & II) Lord of the Rings The Great Outdoors Superman series Batman Begins Shawshank Redemption etc...

Television:

    Discovery: Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Survivor Man Cooking shows: America's Test Kitchen, Lydia's Italian Kitchen, etc. Family Guy Grey's Anatomy House ER Ugly Betty

Books:

    Lord of the Rings trilogy The Hobbit Death by Chocolate (cookbook) Catcher in the Rye A Brief History of Time

Heroes:

  • Aaron Kramer (great-uncle; poet/professor)
  • Fatty Big Eye
  • B.B. King
  • Stevie Ray Vaughn
  • Jimi Hendrix
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
  • Thomas Alva Edison
  • Albert Einstein
  • Nicola Tesla
  • Heather and William Van Vorus (www.helpforibs.com)

    • My Blog

    Happy Birthday Dad...

    I miss you.
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:36:00 PST

    SUSHI LOVERS BE WARNED! (warning toilet humor)

    (Don't say I didn't warn you...)When you're sliding into first and your pants are kind of -- orange?Last night, I went to do my evening business, which was otherwise normal, when all of a sudden I not...
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:57:00 PST

    Enchiladas con Furia

    Today started out like any morning.  Shower, shit and a shave--well okay, a shit and a shower--but I digress...Last night my wife made the most amazing chicken and spinach enchiladas.  I had...
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST

    SURGERY TOMORROW!

    Tomorrow I go under the knife to have my gallbladder removed.  Wish me luck!
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

    Hungry Man

    Lunch time.  I am hungry.  Sushi sounds good!I head downstairs to our local Famima store to get my favorite Salmon Lovers sushi combo and Mango White Tea from Honest Teas.Ahead of me in line...
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

    I'm old enough now to have a "procedure"

    Well, it's official.  My gallbladder is on the fritz.  I'm sure it's from years of being a chubby and former eating habits (Super Star and Criss-Cut fries anyone?).This week I'm setting up t...
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

    ALL FOR ME?

    Holy crap!I couldn't believe how many birthday wishes I got on here.  I just wanted to thank everybody for helping to make a great birthday!But...I don't stop celebrating until the end of the wee...
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

    I hope you like Half & Half...

    Long story short, I'm going for a scan to chcek for gallbladder disease...nothing too serious.Normally, they inject a hormone called CCK to get your gallbladder going, so they can see if it's function...
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

    It's about FRICKIN' time!

    I can't fucking believe it.  After two years, the movie I have been working on (sound and music) is done!  Can't you tell by my expression how relieved I am?
    Posted by Kenny's Loin Burgers on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST