..Sharon! Writing my memoirs, studying the pathology of the muse in the masses, observing people while fucked up [for a laugh], observing people while not fucked up [so I can write it down], being witchy [take that how you will], playing with my kitties, learning about life, putting makeup on anyone not nailed down... unless that's the only way I can put makeup on you
I'd like to meet:
You, BITCHES! I'd like to meet damned near anyone who can make me laugh, especially a good, long, hard, seemingly ceaseless giggle. I'm also into meeting a community of artists that are liberal, open, and willing to teach & learn for free! I want to meet people that are interested in creating art for reasons more profound than $$$. I want to meet people willing to work at In & Out for the rest of their lives if they hadta in order to make 1 piece of brilliance that they would show in their living room if that was the only space available to them. I want to meet people passionate about making a dent in the evil that plagues this earth. THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED -- Unless you have Pay-Per-View, then it will be sponsered by Pepsi and Pizza Hut & will only cost you $29.95!!! Get your credit cards ready & ORDER YOUR APOCOLYPSE NOW!!!
How to make a Kelleigh
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts humour
1 part joy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
Username:
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Music:
..June Yamaha, Warden & June, Emma Burgess, The Mutaytor, Original Booty Burglars, Warlords of Rock & Roll Thunder & Lightning, The Serotonins,
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Movies:
..I Heart Huckabees, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap, The Teddy Bears' Picnic, Spanglish, Sideways, Sin City, Dancer in the Dark, Flirting With Disaster, Garden State, World According to Garp, anything w/ Lily Tomlin in it (even Moment by Moment), Saved, Triplets of Belleville, March of the Penguins, The Color Purple, Mary Poppins, Cabaret, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, 9 to 5, Clue, The Rose, The Ice Storm, Pleasantville, Freeway, But I'm a Cheerleader, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Aristocrats, The Cat's Meow, It's My Party, The Celluloid Closet, Thelma and Louise, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Player, L.A. Story, all of Margaret Cho's standup (and take notice!) shows... I see no end in sight...
Television:
..Arrested Development (R.I.P.), Family Guy, The Boondocks, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, ADULT SWIM on Sunday nights, The L Word, Buffy, Alias, Oblongs, Simpsons, Home Movies, AbFab, French & Saunders, the TV in my brain, Kids in the Hall, Invader Zim, Sopranos, Huff, Weeds, Strangers with Candy, Vicar of Dibley, Monty Python, Black Books...
Books:
..Witches' Almanac, ANYTHING by Neil Gaiman, David Sedaris, Armistead Maupin, or Carrie Fisher, ALMOST anything by John Irving, It's Always Something by Gilda Radner, Harry Potter books, Televisionary Oracle by Rob Brezny, The Tao of Pooh and Te of Piglet, just to name a few...
Heroes:
..My wife, my family & close friends, Lily Tomlin, Kathy & Mo, Richard Pryor, Margaret Cho, Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Kate Clinton, Lea DeLaria, Lewis Black, Stephen Lynch, Maria Bamford, Suzanne Westenhoeffer, Miss Coco Peru, Dane Cook, Tracey Ullman, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathleen Madigan, Jackie Kashian, Ellen DeGeneres, Judy Gold, Paula Poundstone, JON STEWART and the DAILY SHOW CREW, Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Kevyn Aucoin (if you don't know who he was, trust me on this), Mo Collins, Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Amy and David Sedaris, Harvey Fierstein, everyone who's ever starred in a Christoper Guest film, Carrie Fisher, Seth Green, Gavin Crawford, Nick Swardson, THE COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle... I find it heroic and powerful to be smart and political and speak your mind while being HILARIOUS, and above are many (but not all by a stretch) of the people that make me laugh till I cry.
