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ChrisImplosion

things to set on fire

About Me

i'd let you set me on fire, but i'm not flammable. i'd pay you to watch me implode, but i'm broke....and you never did have much of an attention span. i'd punch you in the face or stab you, but my pacifist facade would be broken. i'll drink you under the table, but if i drink myself there first, i'll still have had fun. i'm an invisible minority and i'm imploding. i think that's more than enough info about me...tnote[You can bypass this document]-- ..TR Tortured
You scored 28 sin! As your name says it all, you will be tortured by my minions for the rest of eternity. Sure you could try and better your self in the eyes of the lord but we can all see how well that has gone for you so far. I recommend embracing the sin and ascending to a better place in hell. If not, have we got some good things lined up for you. ..TABLE
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My Interests

ultraviolence, psychology, revelations, quiet, recreational use (not abuse) of mind altering substances, time travel theories

I'd like to meet:

people who have a core self. people who have conversation. drinkers. druggers. soberists. the label-less. anyone who can make up words that sound like actual words. yeah, and david bowie. ...ohhh, and anyone else seizure-inspiring at or below the level of my support icon.My Buddy Full

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Music:

NIN, Tori Amos, Janis Joplin, YES (give me back my tape, Marianna!), Aimee Mann, Ruthie Foster, Ben Harper, The Crystal Method, Belly, Tracy Chapman, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Sheryl Crow, Fiona Apple, moa, Missy Eliot, Ludacris (old skool), Natalie Merchant, ICP, Luscious Jackson, mary me jane, Squirrel Nut Zippers, AFI, Moby, keoki, Pink Floyd, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Gorillaz, Hybrid, Jet, Wyclef Jean, Lauren Hill, the Strokes, Impulse Nine, the Used, Detachment Kit, Billy Holiday, Joni Mitchell...

Movies:

My Life in Pink, Eulogy, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Magnolia, Resident Evil, Death to Smoochie, Tea with Mussolini, Santa Sangre, Dancer in the Dark, Tank Girl, SLC Punk, Orgasmo, Akira, Cowboy Bebop, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Fantastic Planet, Zoolander, Brazil, Cannibal the Musical, Star Trek (most), James and the Giant Peach, Edward Scissorhands, Bowling for Columbine, Billy Jack, Pulp Fiction, The Animatrix, Grave of the Fireflies, City of Lost Children, Silence of the Lambs, High Art, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Barbarella, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Forbidden Planet, Run Lola Run, When Night is Falling, How High, Friday, Clerks, Dogma, Gods and Monsters, American History X, Brokedown Palace, Freeway 2, Clockwork Orange, Boat Trip, TITUS, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sid & Nancy, Cheech & Chong, George Washington, When Women had Tails, One Hour Photo, Hercules and Xena: Battle for Mt. Olympus, Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy, Man of La Mancha, Tideland, Half Nelson, Transexual Babysitters (pornos are movies too! equal rights despite the fight! woo!), Fists of Bruce Lee, Sci-Fi Invasion, Kung Fu Hustle, Bandits (the german movie), Ong Bak, The Goonies, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, any sort of zombie porn, Kibakichi, not so much Kibakichi 2

Television:

Xena Music Video, Everybody Dance Now.

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Books:

the joke, the gods themselves, slowness, the book of laughter and forgetting, the unbearable lightness of being, most of Tom Robbins' books, Song of Solomon, Cruddy, East of Eden, The Deed of Paksenarrion, The Giving Tree, The House on Mango Street, Mostly Harmless, Angela's Ashes, 1984, Moonlight and Vines, Dreams Underfoot, Slaughter House -Five, Beloved, Sing the Four Quarters, Fifth Quarter, Wise Blood, Gloriana, The Iliad, The Rapture of Caanan, Mind/Reader, Sex in the South, The Darwin Awards, Running Fiercly Toward a High Thin Sound, White Oleander, Feast of Snakes, Body, other Harry Crews books, everything by Milan Kundera, Glory (Nabokov), Songs (by me), Captains Courageous, select Vonnegut, the kitchen boy, doing it for daddy, Catalina, change me into zeus's daughter, sirens of titan, the scorpian king

Heroes:

I don't believe in heroes unless they are qualified i.e. anti-hero or tragic hero. I'm not sure "hero" means so much standing alone like that. Maybe it means "champion." Feel free to let me know.

My Blog

a sappier ending

happy birthday jamie!!! enjoy your dreams. you wake to screaming and the sound of several arcade games fighting for volume supremacy. you smell a faint odor of urine and look down. you're about four f...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

yesterday's imagination

my dreams in real life are much more pleasant now that i send my nightmares to everyone else. but other strange things have begun to happen. for one: sleep showering. two nights ago/yesterday morning,...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:39:00 PST

exactly as prescribed

I hate when the negative things I imagine will happen do. Jamie got here last night and my mother made it a point to call me today to let me know that her staying the night "isn't something that...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:13:00 PST

i am not gonna hurt you

...doesn't mean i don't want to. Start with the good stuff. My room is clean and organized and i've fashioned a sort of "tea bingo ball selector" out of a hamster wheel. i've had a long, but not worth...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

dream my pretties

Droplets of sweat follow one another down your spine every few seconds. You are in a pitch black place, no sun, no light. The humidity is too heavy to determine whether you are outside or inside. A fe...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:45:00 PST

This is the moment when you say "yes"

Sometimes it can be hard to see outside of me, to know what's right and what's wrong, to know what's mean and what's nice. Sometimes, being alone scares me because of how desperately I embrace it. I h...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

don't ever let them touch you

An actual dream... vanishing. getting paid for what i love to do. getting respect. breaking bones without reason but morally, bad guys only. sort of like a reason. dreams that aren't nightmares. a mo...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

Focus

Focus. Focus. Focus. Nope. Can't do it. Let's write a dream instead& You're falling through a tunnel with paper swirling around you. No, that's not just paper. It's money! &and photos. You immediatel...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

july fever

If you want to know what happened on July 4th, go ask Dee, but if you want to see what happened on July 4th,  I still have her camera hostage... And vomit, and ....go. Yesterday was my birthday. ...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:05:00 PST

I got a job....

pending the results of my "personality" test. and i did it in less than 24 hours. you don't want to know where. you'll probably just call me a fagmo or sissy. today has been a very long day in the mea...
Posted by ChrisImplosion on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:42:00 PST