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Lightfoot

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About Me

when i grow up, i want to be batman. i don't want to be like batman. i want to actually BE batman when i grow up because i'm addicted to gadgets and i imagine having a cave under my mansion means that i own a mansion.while not training to be batman, i enjoy eating paste, moaning at children and flying kites in thunder storms. i've been working out the best way to win the ultimate darwin award for most of my thinking life i.e. the past 30 minutes or so.i have a supporting family which is nice because i really enjoy having my own fans at the special olympics every year. i participate in the eating contest and the trampoline contest. i always win the gold medal. sometimes i think that my family just buys them for me at the trophy store tho, because we usually stop by there after the "games" are over on the way to get some ice cream. also, there are never any other competitors. Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts

My Interests

Batman and other stupid comic bookie things like anime. In my free time, I like torturing animals and kicking babies and corrupting innocent altar boys with my kinky bondage toys. All seriousness aside, I am a community type person. I hate Marlena and Ahnivah. Josh is the only friend that I have. He rules, and you guys stink. Marlena and Ahnivah need to be trapped in a room with Zombie clowns for a year. Ha Ha. Also, I would totally do Chris if he was available to me.

I'd like to meet:

nice friendly nonscary people with good sence of humor. i would also like to meet scary people since that is what most of my friends are. If you have a large selection of "adult videos" we could be best friends. I'd also like to meet Chris' clone so that he, his clone, and I can have a threesome. Your results::
You are Supergirl Supergirl 87% Robin 85% Wonder Woman 77% Spider-Man 75% Catwoman 75% Superman 65% The Flash 65% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 55% Batman 50% Iron Man 35% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Music:

I enjoy fingernails scraping across the chalkboard. I also like the sounds of babies crying, or the sound of Marlena hopping on a pogo stick in the middle of the freagin' night.
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Pa

Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland Who's Your Daddy?

Movies:

I enjoy Batman and only batman. Other movies just make me suicidal. Unless it is a movie written by, satrring, edited and birthed by the sweaty loins of Josh. THE BEST EVER
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

Yes, they're best when thrown at people.

Books:

Easier to throw.
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Heroes:

Batman, Cat woman, and Josh. He's cool and other people with vowel-ending names suck, ie Marlena, Ahnivah and Jessica. Chris is cool too, and i have the feeling that he will soon be replacing Josh as my number three hero.

My Blog

is it time to party yet?

i just wanted everyone to know that i am going to be throwing a HUGE drunken xmas party at my house. you are all invited and don't forget to bring total strangers and street persons. don't worry about...
Posted by Lightfoot on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

asian boy noodles

There I was, sitting on the sofa, eating my delishus spagetti squash noodles when out of nowhere some strange little forean brown boy (yes, it is important that you know he was brown) attacked me, hel...
Posted by Lightfoot on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

resin

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Posted by Lightfoot on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:31:00 PST

stuff

I know it is a boring site sorry all how even come here
Posted by Lightfoot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST