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About Me

actual myspace profile change? holy shit.
I'm Dontae, and somehow, I'm this huge legendary guy in this seaside town I live in. Populatity is so high school.
Huge Red Sox fan. I mean huge. I like little kids, people will tell you that children under 5 think I'm Jesus. It's probably the hair and the baseball cap. I bartend. No, I acually bartend, not just throw juice and liquor together. I also teach kids and work for a radio station. Yes, the man with 762765 jobs.
I play football. I play rugby. I play basketball. I swim. Wait, lets shorten this, I will play any sport you can show me or that I already know. Compeditive to a fault, I guess.
My friends know who they are, and that's it. There's no need to make some flashy friend graphic or some big apology for not having you in my top 12/24/48/whatever. you know when I'm in your corner.
I'm a politics guy. No party line, no misconceptions. Yes, we can have discussion. Just be aware that if you're going to be stupid, I'm gonna walk away.
I tend to vanish, but hang in there, I'll be back, I swear.
Life's too short for bullshit. Timing is everything. Go out and kick ass everyday.
Oh, and sleep somewhere in the picture. Think that's it.

My Interests

bartending, sports, sex, girls, more sports, video games, people, places, fitness, cooking. the guys basic palete.

I'd like to meet:

you. That's right, you. Hang out. Or anyone pretty damn cool.

Music:

genre [examples follow]:rock, hard fast, and bloody, preferably produced under the influence of controlled substances [Metallica, Slayer] hip-hop, really good hip-hop, good beats, better lyricism [TI, The Roots, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne] soul, really, really good soul[Sade, Amel Larreux] jazz, big band, most of the era [Miles Davis, Sun Ra] bit of country, the old stuff [George Strait, Johnny Cash]

Movies:

action, action, action. no sappy stuff like the Notebook.

Television:

Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, Futurama, Sports, Sportscenter, the News, Cartoons, CSPAN. Any thing to keep me intrested, really.

Books:

mostly political stuff, mostly non-fiction, but trying to get into more stuff.

Heroes:

eh, heroes are pretty 90's.

My Blog

thank you, gators.

41-14, Florida. National Champions. The SEC just plays a better game of football.killed 'em at trivia today. 12 ahead of the Munch, free food next week!killed 'em at basketball monday. the jumper and ...
Posted by The Transporter on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

new year? new year?

thank you, Jim Mora. BTW, the college bowl season has been awesome. The pro game, not so much. Go Chargers!"Like a Nike campaign/the way your boy just do it" - Young Jeezy, "You Know What It Is". I th...
Posted by The Transporter on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

back by popular demand.

Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.Yay, it's the man again.There are a few pieces of the puzzle to fill in.The party was awesome, all of my friends and such were there. The pictures on face...
Posted by The Transporter on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST

It's Your Favorite Black Guy's 21st and MoneyMike's 28th. Beer us.

Hosted By: Mike and I, and damn near everyone else.When: Saturday Dec 16, 2006 at 10:00 PMWhere: The Beach House1516 Wood AveSSI, GA 31522USDescription:Mike and I, and damn near everyone else. Click H...
Posted by The Transporter on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST

in memory.

Guys, I've been kinda bummed out lately. My great aunt Thelma died, the day before Thanksgiving, and we were really close, so it hit me pretty hard.Tiny and Andrew came and saw me that day, and I appr...
Posted by The Transporter on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

Party info.

Hey.It's Saturday, and you know what that means.It's party time.Maps to the place will be here and on my blog:Directions to the house [mapquest]From Brunswick to the houseif you're better at direction...
Posted by The Transporter on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

this one's for you, Grant.

Without further ado:THE LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE NOT BALLA."Not Balla" means stuff that, well, in my opinion, shouldn't happen in real life. These events should be only in the pages of fiction. It's re...
Posted by The Transporter on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

open up the dates, kids.

second weekend in November.greatest party of this known universe.we're screening the hell out of people that plan on coming to this shindig.place/theme will be kept secret until the first weekend of N...
Posted by The Transporter on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

the heavy bag is my friend.

I will respect it.I will make sure that it is taken care of. I will pound the holy living fuck out of it.Feels good just to be violent as fuck. The heavy bag this morning at john's house was the f...
Posted by The Transporter on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST

droppin the album.

about bitches and hoes. not really. Andrew of the Godlike Guitar and I are making the most badassed metal/hip-hop/gospel/soul/rock/funk/comedy album ever. That's because it's probably the only metal/h...
Posted by The Transporter on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST