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Heterodoxy Incarnate

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About Me

"Unless my mind is crazy, I have somehow managed to lose...urghh...I must accept the defeating. I have fury! In the finale, when victory begets negligence, that is when your overlooking paves the way for a comeback not expected by you! Your mesely lives that I spit upon now are but a cariacature of a cartoon drawn byt a kid who is stupid!"
"In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, your comeback is comeback upon!"
"In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief comes to the negligence that begets rashness, that is when the comeback that faltered comes back and defeats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
Name: Dylan Coffey
Birthdate: September 12, 1988
Birthplace: Brunswick, GA
Current Location: Brunswick, GA
Eye Color: Fuck if I know. Some sort of hazelblue hybrid.
Hair Color: Brown with a dash of blonde.
Height: 5'10"ish?
Weight: 140lbs~
Piercings: Zip.
Tatoos: Zero.
Overused Phraze: "PWNED!"
FAVORITES
Food: Spaghetti
Candy: Rolos!

Number: 3
Color: Silver
Animal: anything that's not a goddamn dog
Drink: Mountain DEWWWWWWW
Alcohol Drink: Not/applicable.
Bagel: Plain w/ TONS of cream cheese.
Letter: K.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Breasts, obv. See my essay on the breast as a focus of affection, not eroticism, for more details.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot cocoa
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Varies.
Most Missed Memory: Chicago '06.
Best phyiscal feature: N/A. If I have to pick, probably my hair.
First Thought Waking Up: "Here we go again."
Goal for this year: To appy to colleges without brain implosion.
Best Friends: Bajesus, I don't have room. They know who they are.
Weakness: Solitude.
Fears: See above.
Heritage: Irish/Native American/French/English/everything else
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: No.
Ever Smoked: No.
Pot: No.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been beaten up: Yeah, but not very well.
Ever beaten someone up: Not physically.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I don't give a fuck.
Favorite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long: Loooooooooooong.
Height: Don't give a damn.
Style: Hair style or clothing style? For the first, au naturale, for the second, I don't give a fuck.
Looks or Personality: Personality.
Hot or Cute Cute.
Drugs and Alcohol: Don't care.
Muscular or Really Skinny: WTF?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: One.
What country do you want to Visit: JAPAN
How do you want to Die: Crossing blades with a rival noble.
Been to the Mall Lately: Yup.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope, knocks out my compy.
Get along with your Parents: One of them.
Health Freak: hell no.
Do you think your Attractive: See above.
Believe in Yourself: Very much so.
Want to go to College: See above.
Do you Smoke: No... still
Do you Drink: See above.
Shower Daily: Yes.
Been in Love: Yes.
Do you Sing: Not well.
Want to get Married: Definitely.
Do you want Children: See above.
Have your future kids names planned out: Madison. That's it.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ASAP obv
Hate anyone: Hell yes I do!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Emotional Stability |||||| 18%
Aggressiveness |||||| 14%
Liveliness |||||||||||| 34%
Dutifulness |||||||||||| 34%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||| 50%
Abstractness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Introversion |||||| 18%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Independence ||||||||| 26%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 46%
Tension |||||||||||| 34% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
personality tests by similarminds.com
Which OStan are you?

You are Windows 2000 Professional Edition. You are the most stable and reliable of all the Windows girls. Of course, since your main comparison is with ME, thats not saying much. Youre popular with some, but youre being replaced with XP. You often help take care of your sister ME.


Your Element is Fire
Your power color: red
Your energy: hot
Your season: spring
Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. What Element Are You?
You Are 10% Boyish and 90% Girlish
Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine.
You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.
A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down.
But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You give completely and unconditionally in relationships.
You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance. How Are You In Love?
You Are Machiavelli's Spawn
You're going to get what you want, and no one's going stand in your way.
(Even if it's just knocking out your roomie to get the last ice cream sandwich!)
People who slow you down, simply need to be taken out - by any means possible.
You are the master of charming, wooing, manipulating, and intimidating. How Machiavellian Are You?
Your Inner Blood Type is Type B
You follow your own rules in life, even if you change the rules every day.
Sure, you tend to be off the wall and unpredictable, but that's what makes you lovable.
And even though you're a wild child, you have the tools to be a great success.
You are able to concentrate intently - and make the impossible possible.
You are most compatible with: B and AB
Famous Type B's: Leonardo Di Caprio and What's Your Inner Blood Type?
Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating
You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.
You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.
You should major in:
Marketing
Psychology
Desgin
Cognitive Science
Economics
Photography What Should You Major In? Maz --
[noun]:
A dainty little maid costume
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are 81% Indie
You're so indie, it's kind of amazing that you actually found your way to this quiz.
Generally, your tastes are genuinely indie... but sometimes you like something just because it's weird! How Indie Are You?The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Entertaining! Performing! Enthralling! Enchanting! Spellbinding!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in the entire world. Simultaneously.

Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence, System of a Down, Franz Ferdinand, The White Stripes, Weezer, Seether, Green Day, Tenacious D, Richard Cheese, Led Zeppelin, Stellastar, She Wants Revenge, The Black Mages, AC/DC, Certain Special Someone, Anti-Room, Voltaire, Nirvana, Wizo, YTCracker

Movies:

Dead Poets' Society, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Television:

No.

Books:

Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune

Heroes:

Jesus of Nazareth, Carpenter Extraordinaire!

My Blog

Kisses and what they're cracked up to be.

I'd always wondered why people were so fixated on the kiss. What's the big deal about a meeting of lips, a bit of suction, maybe a tad o' tongue? It was a mystery to me.Damn, I feel stupid.I know it n...
Posted by Heterodoxy Incarnate on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

The Joys of Charisma: Why Bitches Love Me

Charisma is something that only a few have, much like a large penis. It is what inspires some many to follow some few, or sometimes someone; it is the cause of some the best and worst events. FDR and ...
Posted by Heterodoxy Incarnate on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:41:00 PST

My dear mother...

...is the biggest hypocrite I know.Riding home from the Brunswick High School Honors Night, I had the pleasure of listening to her impugn every one of my close friends based on their attire or walking...
Posted by Heterodoxy Incarnate on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:47:00 PST

A Winner Is Me. [OR] Kilodews!

So, I insisted to the Durham that we go to All-State in Warner-Robins. I mean, I'd worked so hard on the speech to qualify for it and CFLNats, so I figured I'd at least have a chance, and get to rack ...
Posted by Heterodoxy Incarnate on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:48:00 PST

Winning The Internet and Other Fun Stuff

As of last Friday, I have won the internet. The blog you are now reading is being written by the First Place Extemporaneous Speaker of the entire Georgia TSA.Braggartry aside, the whole conference was...
Posted by Heterodoxy Incarnate on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:24:00 PST

Regret. Wait, nevermind.

I regret joining.I regret writing.I regret going.I regret trying.I regret winning.I regret loving.I regret.And still I love.You know, in hindsight.. what the shit is this fuck? I'm going emo here, guy...
Posted by Heterodoxy Incarnate on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:15:00 PST

Good cap to a bad week. [OR] We did it!

So, first things first: the important people that I know of that are going to Chicago.Greg Heaney in Dramatic InterpreationChris Moses in Student CongressMatt Demarko in Original OratoryDylan Coffey (...
Posted by Heterodoxy Incarnate on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:31:00 PST