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Stretch

"Anything is POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!" -Kevin "The Muthafuckin MAN" Garnett

About Me

I am a dude who does many things; take photos (like the one above... amazingly), brik records, watch and argue about movies, play the occasional video games, try to make music and art, put smiles on girl's faces, play poker, listen to quiet as well as loud music, organize/create infrequent freestyle battles, smoke tooo many butts, drink to many beers, and eat a lot of burritos...all this with no job. Your tax dollar helps me accomplish some of that stuff...Thanks America!Hopefully that will change soon... so feel free to check it ou again soon...

My Interests

I'm interested in working less, and doing more of the following: B-Ball, Wiffle Ball, Bowling, I'll play any sport, Video Games, Muuuusaac, Drinkin, Laying in bed with a woman, playin the occasional gee-tar, breaking things accidentally, and this..... Pimped by PhatPimpClothing.com

I'd like to meet:

Mr. T, Martin Scorcese, Christian Bale, The Queen of England, and George W.... In all honesty I bet he's a great drinking buddy.... and this guyRodney Mullen

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Music:

I no particular order: Cocked N Loaded, Stevie Ray Vaughn, TOOL, Jimi Hendrix, Hieroglyphics, Atmoshere, MF DOOM, Necro, Al Green, Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath & Solo Ozzy, Mix Master Mike, RJD2, DJ Shadow, DJ Rectangle, DJ Greyboy, Dr. Dre, Earth Wind & Fire, House of Pain, Gang Starr, Kool Keith, Dan the Automater, Danger Mouse, Shyne, and on and on and on.... and this

Movies:

Whoa, this is tough..1 Favorite Movie: Goodfellas, then Scarface, then Dumb & Dumber, The DepAHHHted, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars (all of em), Menace II Society, Anything with Bill Murray, Point Break, All Quentin Tarantino Movies, Bloodsport, The Punisher, The Hulk, Being John Malkovich, Team America, Gleaming the Cube.... And on and on...

Television:

The Sopranos, UFC, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Conan O'Brian, Rob & Big (MTV Actually produced something funny, amazing)

Books:

Everybody Poops, Thats Concentrated Evil Coming Out of Your Behind, and Poop All You Want its a Free Country

Heroes:

My Grandpa= Real Hero. Music Heroes=Slug, Mix Master Mike And Dr. Dre.... Everyday heroes=my ipod

My Blog

I'm a wanted man...

Yes it's true, I'm a wanted man, and not by all you beautiful babies out there, by the Faggots at the Framingham Police Department.  Yes they have issued a warrant for my arrest. I had this dream...
Posted by Stretch on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:23:00 PST

I'm sinking....

I am so fuckin angry today...  I cannot shake this frustrating, blinding anger.  This anger clearly comes from having zero direction in life (that and I was woken up a 6:45 while I was ...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST

...The Fuck?...

What the fuck.... Is up with these girls walking around in cave-man boots?  I don't get it.  They probably spend way too much money to look like that? "But they're soooo comfortable and warm...
Posted by Stretch on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:41:00 PST

Are you a model? Why no I am not...

What is it with like 90% of the females on myspace, feel the need to reintroduce themselves to the world as a professional model rather than the small-town normal girl or unemployed, re...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 02:27:00 PST

Half Assed Huntin....

So I got this friend right, his name is Big Luke, and he's my good ol' college room mate, a real good shit. Big Luke is a Big Redneck. He invited me and our friend Kurt, up for the weekend at his plac...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:57:00 PST

Ah the college lifestyle....

Do i ever miss rollin outta bed 20 minutes past the time I was supposed to at class, squinting at the floor to find a nug to pack up, for my breakfast bong-hit, only to spill a few half empty beers ca...
Posted by Stretch on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:13:00 PST