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Mr. G

NO BUMS ALLOWED!!!

About Me

I'm positive and negative. I'm like two people.

My Interests

P+L-R, action and horror movies, chess, martial arts, cats, pro-wrestling, 80s bar room style humor, beating up babies with bamboo sticks

Music:

Necro, Beatles, Misfits, Nirvana, Celtic Frost

Movies:

Big Trouble in Little China, Kickboxer 4, Street Trash, Bloodsucking Freaks, UHF, Toxic Avenger, The Delta Force, Out For Justice, Bad Santa, The Burbs, Suspiria, The Thing, Cabin Boy, Invasion USA, Running Scared, Pump Up The Volume

My Blog

Queer

With the exception of the thank you notes from the chess pages that I recently added, I just noticed that the last nine comments on my page are in some way, shape, or form relating to, insinuatin...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

Cinema

The Hills Have Eyes 2: To quote the late Tony Miles, it's utter crap. I can't believe it actually made it to the theater. If I'd gotten it straight to dvd for 5 bucks I'd be satisfied with it since it...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

In Honor of Meyers Mania...

I present you my latest profile song. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go fondle my featherbottom in thoughts of playing an intense game of "Hide the Plums" with the father of an anonym...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY DINNER. (part 32)

I had alligator nuggets two summers ago. And tonight... I stole a giraffe from the zoo. Some aliens helped. Then I came home and had some butterscotch pudding. Your thoughts?...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST

How To Go Insane and Stay That Way

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.. see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over t...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

Kind of Annoying

Yeah, a lot of people on my friends list do it too, so don't worry, I don't hate you, but I want to say this: Pick a fucking name and stick with it! Yes, it's driving me fucking nuts. Ok, some of you ...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

Excursion

Scumbags and Scumettes, I'm going to be in New Jersey for the next 5 days competing in with two international masters and another expert in the biggest annual team tournament on the east coast. Hopefu...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

Kind of Blue

I'm having one of those nights. :(
Posted by Ben on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST

DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY DINNER. (part 31)

Whereas most of my blogs have to do with what I ate that day, or what foods I've been enjoying lately, this 31st episode of my Sardu influenced food blog known affectionately as "Don't You Dare Ruin M...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

An interview with photographer Charlie White

EGG: Tell us about your photographic series "Understanding Joshua."Charlie White: I made a series between 2000 and 2001 over the course of two years, called "Understanding Joshua." It was nine images ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:29:00 PST