Gentle happy people myspace me too! |
People. I am not really angry in real life. i blog crazy shit and put crazy shit on my myspace. It's a farse! My space is not real life! Please know that I love puppies, rainbows, manolo blahn...
Posted by JOANNE on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST |
Dear Gross Dickface Punk |
Guidos, slime balls, perverts i.e. GROSSNESS has no racial or socio economic barrier. Being that I'm attached to the Mass Appeal page and my friends have friends that have friends that suck, I get a...
Posted by JOANNE on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST |
Hating Hall of Fame: Trustafarians |
Ok, let me define Trustafarians, Trust fund kids who hang out in the scene and juice mommy and daddy's sweat or even their great grand daddy's sweat with out breaking their own ground and even break...
Posted by JOANNE on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST |
3/10/06 -the day my head shrunk |
For 2 weeks, i have been obsessing infront of the mirror. I was thinking to myself.... man, do I have a big head or what??? Ok lets solve this problem, probably I should go on a diet, so my face wi...
Posted by JOANNE on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST |
You too can be a winner in the Penis Lottery! |
Many of my girlfriends have sat there and whinned about how "He is sooo sweet, but his thing is sooooooooo small- ugh and he doesn't know how to work it". Ladies, Ladies- your only solution is to ent...
Posted by JOANNE on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:43:00 PST |
The pains of being hip hop skinny |
You're stuck between two worlds when you are "Hip-Hop Skinny".
Skinny girls of all race and colors tell you that your meaty or curvy. Fat girls of all race and colors tell you that you are skin...
Posted by JOANNE on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:20:00 PST |
God please don't bless America.... God bless Australia!!! |
Oh Australia,
Thank you for providing me with great looking and in shape men to enjoy during all my vacations oversees. Australia, I don't care if your men are 25 years behind with politcal correc...
Posted by JOANNE on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:07:00 PST |
move over pollo relleno and hello fried rice and eggrolls |
OK, this phenomena kind of bugs me out. When I flip through a magazine, turn on the TV, and see that fricken Memoirs of the Geisha movie poster, I'm about to have a heart attack. So what is up with ...
Posted by JOANNE on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:52:00 PST |
