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J the Suit

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a scientist. I just decided that.I would totally punch a ham sandwich in the face.I like reinforcing other people's self-esteem by calling them "The Ultimate _______" or whispering motivational phrases as I pass them on the street ("you're the best").If I had a dog, I'm pretty positive I'd name him The Ultimate Farting Machine.2008 is probably gonna be the year I become Governor, so you might want to make friends with me now since I plan on developing fame-paranoia about who my real friends are really fast, and carrying a tazer.I don't trust people with over 100 friends. It's statistically impossible to really be friends with over 150 people so any more than that must just be ego-stroking, and I'd like to think I'll be using up most of the ego-stroking on myself in this relationship.

My Interests

makin' stuff (clothes, music, breakfast, etc...) and talking to you about jesus.........(just kidding, but you got nervous for a second, huh?)

I'd like to meet:

people way smarter than me cuz i luvs to learn, adventure types, and a cheeseburger i didn't like (no way, i love cheeseburgers!)

Music:

hiphop vs electro vs rock vs mel torme vs seals n croft vs i don't care, just make it good and i'll punch-dance to it around my apartment in my roxers

Movies:

docus, movies where the protagonist is a weird but talented slightly-misunderstood guy who overcomes adversity and his own weirdness to succeeed (Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorhands, Napoleon Dynamite, Aviator, Big Fish) then totally macks it out at the end. Warriors, Wordplay, Revenge of the Nerds, Style Wars, Hotel Rwanda, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, Me and You and Everyone we know, Grizzley Man, Kamikaze Girls, Oldboy, Wassup Knockers, Little Children

Television:

television-section-of-myspace writer's strike

Books:

Brave New World, Why Beautiful People have more Daughters, Hunter Thompson, Douglas Adams. Cutting Consciousness down to Size, The Field of Cultural Production, Living with Our Genes, The Lion the Witch and the Warbrobe (yeah!), Complexity, Fabric of the Cosmos, hobo lit, ingredients of things (but why don't ingredients have ingredients labels? aren't they made of something too?)

Heroes:

People who talk about themselves all the time. And anyone named Rayball. Ok, not the first one.