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Mummy Short Arms were born from the forest of twang. In the forest all was safe, all was well, then the twangs rescinded, the twangs rescinded until there was only one twang and that twang ran at the course of a backwards insect. Daddy became Mummy, long became short and legs became arms, the forest was reversed and from under the tree sprouted nothing and from withered stumps sprouted the tree. Many years passed and the forest decided it couldn't be bothered running backwards any more so it jerked its lungs at the correct pitch to turn the forest back the right way again. However, as students of quantum mechanics are only too aware, time does not run in exactly the same manner when reversed due to the uncertainty principle. When all trees grew forwards and all birds pulled worms from the ground rather than planting them, one creature remained in a backwards loop of indie popjerk. Its name was Mummy Short Arms.
