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dancing.apocalypso

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K...

About Me

I believe that old janitors are the world's greatest whistlers

I believe that the greatest musician who ever lived existed in a time sif where there was no music

The world's sif greatest poet couldn't read, write, or talk

He who sif was destined to be the history's greatest General lived in a sif time of peace sif

The world's most brilliant scientific mind died before he/she sif was brought into this undeserving world

Those who don't sif want power are the ones who the people would want to sif have it the most

The world's sif greatest lovers were born far sif apart in both space sif and time, and wouldn't settle for anything less than finding each other

My Interests

Music (Instruments, vocal, classical, contemporary) Writting. Filiming/Directing/Acting. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♥My MacBook♥. Pink Hello Kitty Stuff...

Toaster Strudels...
The main staple of any healthy diet test

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE THAT OWNS A SUPER NINTENDO

And will let me borrow it... for extended periods of time... and all their games... no questions asked!

Phone Sex Operators
So they can enjoy a normal conversation

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EveryoneElseHere

Music:

I swing between Bach, Killswitch Engage, Connie Francis, Unearth, Mae, Reel Big Fish, Outkast, Mariah Carey, He Is Legend, Kenna, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Mew, Between the Buried And Me, The Blood Brothers, Nora, Gym Class Heroes, Elvis Presley, Daedelus, Saosin, Spacehog, Emery, ForDireLifesSake... as long as it's good, I probably listen to it.

Bands:
The Official
Cloud Strife

Movies:

I like pretty much any movie by the following writter/directors: Jim Jarmusch (Coffee and Cigarettes, Dead Man); Luc Besson (The Transporter, Wasabi, Léon: The Professional); Quentin Tarantino (Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs); Robert Rodriguez (From Dusk Till Dawn, Desperado); Gus Van Sant (Elephant, Thanksgiving Prayer); Richard Linklater (Slacker, Waking Life); Kevin Smith (Jersey Girl, Mallrats, Clerks); Kaizo Hayashi (Waga Jinsei Saiaku no Toki [The Worst Time of My Life], Harukana Jidai no Kaidan o [Stairway to the Distant Past]); Akira Kurosawa (Shichinin no Samurai [The Seven Samurai], Ran, Yume [Dreams], Ame Agaru [After the Rain]) Others include: Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Interview With The Vampire, Memento, The Big Lebowski, Analyze This/That, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Se7en, The Secret to My Success (What would the world be like without Michael J. Fox?), Equilibrium, The Bonfire of The Vanities, Last Action Hero, The Star Wars Saga (I like the original trilogy most!) , The Indiana Jones Trilogy , Rocky 3 (Go Mr. T!) , Ferris Buhler's Day Off, Beavis and Butthead Do America, and the Back To The Future Trilogy. I'm a sucker for: The Care Bears Movie, Ninja Turtles Triology , Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Mary Poppins, "Kiss Me, Stupid", Most Elvis Presley Movies, and Singing in the Rain.....

Television:

500 channels... I always have a way to waste my mind.

Books:

Anything by C.S. Lewis, W.B. Yeats, Chuck Palahnuik, Victor Hugo, Hunter S. Thompson, or Jules Verne.

Heroes:


Jesus Christ

Todd Rackham

Abraham Lincoln

Leonard Smalls

Charles Manson

Santa Clause

Gandalf

Kerry King

And anyone else that has a way cool fucking beard!

My Blog

R.I.P. Beard

R.I.P. Joe's Beard August 2006 - December 2006 He will be missed   One day, Joe wanted a cookie   Amish... or lawn gnome   I've been meaning to put Ian Scott on my "Heroes" list... &...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:10:00 PST

Accidents

This afternoon at aproximately 1:45 in the PM, about 10 minutes past the little backwater town of Laramie, Wyoming, I helped even up the odds in the timeless battle between sports car and semi-truck. ...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:29:00 PST

The Summer Chronicles: Day 42 - The Problem with Apes...

THE SUMMER CHRONICLES Day 42 - The Problem with Apes... Yo sucka... so it's like this -- we were all playing over at Amber's house and our friend Micah finally got off work and was on h...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Summer Chronicles: Day 39 - Legal Guardian

THE SUMMER CHRONICLESDay 39 - Legal GuardianFirst and foremost... I appologize for not filling you guys in with the magnificiently mundane details for the time that elapsed between the 13th day... and...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Summer Chronicles: Day 13 - $62.50 Each

THE SUMMER CHRONICLES Day 13 - $62.50 Each $62.50 x 4 = $250 Early, and do I mean EARLY (roughly 1 o'clock AM) on the 13th day of summer shenanigans, Benjamin and I were kicking it at Micah's house.&n...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Summer Chronicles: Day 10 - Butt-wipe

THE SUMMER CHRONICLES Day 10 - Butt-wipe It's been a little while since I've been back to the humble West Valley abode that I am proud to call my home.  Over the last week we've been trying to ge...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Summer Chronicles: Day 1 - Naked Diving!

THE SUMMER CHRONICLES Part 1 - Naked Diving! The summer began, my ever loving grandchildren (well, my adopted grandchildren) that go to Brighton High School were getting ready to end off the school ye...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back by Popular Demand...

  Friends: 200 (Not Including Tom)Girls: 103Boys: 54Bands: 37Groups: 2 Met -Myspace: 50Real Life: 72School: 57Work: 7Never met in person: 34 Hugged: 84Kissed: 7Exes: 2 (They don't like me) Seen i...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kung Fu

How will you DIE? Name / Username You will die by ninja attackAt age 73 This quiz by Confused_Pete - Taken 451888 Times. New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz WOW! That's how I WANTED ...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poem

This is a poem that I wrote about 3 years ago... I just barely found it again the other day. Thought it was an outstanding peice of work, so... TA-DA! "One Snow Covered Flower" These once flo...
Posted by dancing.apocalypso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST