Notorious L.!.Z.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

My name is Liz and I'm not what you would expect, probably far from it. You'll hate me until you get to know me. I am complicated and unpredictable. Don't think I'm interested, because I'm probably not. I don't want a boyfriend. I'm content being me. I'm content being single in the land of engagements, sex for procreation and married student housing. I can speak for myself, so don't speak for me. Drinks well with others. Well-behaved women seldom make history and you'll never make a difference without pissing someone off. People tell me that I'm intimidating and that I'm the funniest person that they know. Being barefoot is my favorite, and I always put my right shoe on first. There is nothing more wasted in this world than life so I live it to its fullest. What you give is what you'll get, So give me all you've got. I'm a strong believer in Karma and I believe that everything happens for a reason. If you can't fix a problem then don't stress about it. I come off as stuck up, but I am probably the most outgoing person that you'll know. I love free spirits. I know what I want and what I don't like. I wont settle for anything less than what I deserve. I keep basically everything to myself. I laugh and joke probably more than any person that you know. I like smiling so much that my jaw hurts and laughing so hard that my mouth turns dry. I like smoking so much that I can't stop laughing and drinking so much that I cant walk straight. I'm probably a better friend than most people, and I love myself, my life, and my friends. TRY and break me. Live like you have nothing to lose and let the good times roll. Say hey.
I would like to meet Winners, Losers. Pickers, Choosers. Movers, Shakers. Destroyers, Makers. Worsers, Betters. Stoppers, Go-getters. Dumbers, Smarters. Stallers, Starters.
Someone that is independent and lets me have my space. Someone that is there for me through thick and thin. Someone that is trustworthy and forward. Someone that is confident and happy. Someone I can trust going anywhere and doing anything. Someone that doesn't sleep around and has their eyes set on just me. Someone that thinks with their mind and not their dick. Someone I can learn from and can learn from me. Someone who will show me new things. Someone that makes me laugh constantly and lights up a room. Someone who likes me just the way I am. Someone that is polite and generous. Someone that can keep up with me.
Where has the word "real" gone to? Maybe reality is blonde hair, plastic body parts, tan skin and porcelain teeth? I think it’s sweaty skin, smeared lipstick and a big mouth, being afraid of nothing and truly LOVING yourself without BEING someone else.
If I act like I own the place, it's because I do.