***Kris***

Well what can I say about me? I could say nothing... Which more women should do. They talk too much. Final flaw in creation: giving women voices, hahaha. Well I guess you'll just have to deal with it. Or try to find a cure in modelling molecules and genes. And that could take a while... In the mean time: have a drink! Although I am not blond (my artificial intellect is available in most stores and comes in many colours), I have got nothing to say to you people: so why the f**k are you here? Please tell me, so I've got an good answer next time! All sort of excuses will do! Harrass me with bullshit if you please, as my goal in life as a women is to please you all. I live for your happiness. Don't expect me to make decisions, 'cause I can't handle the responsibility. Please always tell me what to do, 'cause I've got no clue. Being a pretty toy is hard enough already! And I always forget things. Don't ever take me seriously! No, serious! Don't. Just give me metal and beer instead :P Ow, and just one more thing: my fysical development for fine motorial movement hasn't been completed: I am so clumsy! And before I forget: women should never have opions: if I accidently seem to utter one, please correct me. Opinions are so inappropriate. Well, in conclusion you can say I am a woman, and I think women are stupid! Well, that just completed my circulair story about me. Cheers!