Me? Well I'm glad you asked... I'm just a beer-absorbing metal head. That sounds pretty bloody simple, but apparently I'm a fair bit more complex than that.
Here are ten things you'll learn to hate about me:
1. I'm militantly keeping my space as boring to look at as possible.
2. The word "Woot" isn't english. So unless you're speaking a foreign language, knock it off! Use more literate words like "Crikey", "Whoshotwhointhewhatnow?" or "Schmeckeldorff"
3. My space says I'm in Australia, but sometimes I'm in Wisconsin. You just never know. I'm the real International Man Of Mystery.
4. I try to put a new song on my space every week or so... and you are gonna hear and/or read about it!
5. I really don't want to hear your unmarried opinions on what marriage is. They've all been misleading so far.
6. Yes. They have closed The Sex Cauldron down. You hate me for that, 'cause I'm the bearer of bad news.
7. Yes, I do think your arse looks big in that computer chair.
8. I'm married now, so I've learned the fine art of appearing like I'm listening. You might wanna check whether I am every now and again.
9. I can too grow stink on a monkey... I just don't want to.
10. No, I don't think your arse looks big in that computer chair.
