Festerfuck (Needs a bassist!)

About Me

Festerfuck is goofy, lo-fi deathgrindwhatever from the bowels of Wisconsin land. Shat into existence in 2008, we are a prime example of why people with bent dicks, no money and a steady .24 BAC shouldnâ€™t be allowed to touch expensive instruments.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR A BASSIST.

CHECK THE BLOG.

Here's our 2008 split demo with Meth Tooth for free, because free shit is bitchin'.

Click the picture, assclown.

Or if MySpace is up to it's douche-baggery, copy and paste this into your browser:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P2TVB9E4

TAGGED FLYERS!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/05/2008
Band Members:

Dion - Piccolo abuse battery, epic bearded blasting, and the occasional "Oi"

Connor - Puberty in action, barking at the moon, and a pretty great balls-in-a-vice impression

Pies - Raw-ful riffing, horrendous frostbitten meedlies, and metronome rocking action

???????? - Bowel wrecking brown noise, carpal tunnel, and neck abuse
Influences:

Loud non-music and chemical imbalances.
Sounds Like: An orgy of sub-genres.

Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

"Insert Brutal Title Here" lyrics.

For those of you who got your hands on a copy of the October demo we threw together, here's the lyrics for the tracks.We've got a few copies left, which we've been throwing in with shirts whenever we ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:43:00 GMT

Lookin' for a bassist... AGAIN.

Okay, so after a couple of months of trying to make grind-love as a three-piece, we've decided that Dion's not able to fill in enough of the blanks to give Connor decent breathing space, and Connor's ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:40:00 GMT

Festerfuck: Grinders putting the "new" in news.

If you haven't checked it out already, we've uploaded a new song. A heartfelt ditty asking the question that's had many a melon scratched for aeons."If My Fingers Were Penises..." off a slap-dash demo...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:07:00 GMT

Upcoming Releases

I've only put down shit that is a for sure thing. If we talked and you said you wanted to do a split, but then offered no details or specifics as far as dates/bands/etc, then it's not gonna be up he...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 10:34:00 GMT

Festering lyrics for the split demo.

1. Purulent FertilizerMy garden's the envy of all the town Thriving and green, I'm known all aroundEveryone says I've got a really green thumbActually, my hands are redThere's a wood chipper in back o...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 07:27:00 GMT