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Punk Rock Sloth

Hardcore Water Saver

About Me

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IS GOD WILLING TO PREVENT EVIL, BUT NOT ABLE?
THEN HE IS NOT OMNIPOTANT.
IS HE ABLE, BUT NOT WILLING?
THEN HE IS MALEVOLENT.
IS HE BOTH ABLE AND WILLING?
THEN WHENCE COMETH EVIL?
IS HE NEITHER ABLE OR WILLING?
THEN WHY CALL HIM GOD?
~ Epicurus
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Me in a nutshell:
- I love my girlfriend more than anything
- My family are the bees knees
- I'm Lazy... VERY lazy
- I've been a punk rocker since about 1996-97
- I'm an Athiest
- I'm Straight Edge
- I'm a video game geek
- I eat too much junk food
- I love any Sci-Fi movie or show about time travel!
- I hate my job
- I try to play guitar, bass and the ukelele
I'm in 3 bands which can be found in my top friends list:
SPAZ CHARIOT (old school crappy punk)
GRAVEYARD BABIES (swing, psychobilly, jazz)
HOPES ABANDONED (hardcore/punk)
Other than that i love playing XBOX 360, going to gigs and generally annoying my beatutiful girlfriend!
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need
I've got the straight edge
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch
I've got the straight edge
"STRAIGHT EDGE" - Minor Threat

My Interests


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The single greatest thing to ever happen to me ever!

I'd like to meet:


Super Nintendo Chalmers and You

Music:

Rancid
NOFX
Minor Threat
Xray Spex
Youth of Today
Green Day
Mad Caddies
Ramones
Bombshell Rocks
Dropkick Murphys
Screeching Weasel
Descendents
All
The Unseen
Public Liability
Royal Crown Revue
Flogging Molly
Distorted Truth
Mad Sin
Nekromantix
Left Alone
Time Again
Trashed Idols
old Offspring
old Blink 182
Sex Pistols
The Gimme Gimmes
No Fun At All
Sick Of It All
Misfits
Horrorpops
Bad Religion
Buddy Holly
Osaka Popstar
Operation Ivy
Lagwagon
B-52’s
The Whitlams
Creepshow
Area 7
The Soviettes
Tiger Army
The Network
And probably more

Movies:

Any horror and most Sci-Fi
Childs Play
Nightmare on Elm St.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Evil Dead
Pulp Fiction
SLC Punk
Live Freaky Die Freaky
Matrix Trilogy

Television:

Simpsons
Thank God You're Here
Scrubs
Family Guy
American Dad
Stargate
Star Trek

Books:

"God Is Not Great"
"The Athiest Manifesto"
"Lullaby"
"Manson In His Own Words"

Heroes:

Ian MacKaye
Johnny Ramone
Tim Armstrong
Lars Frederikson
Milo Aukerman
Billie Joe Armstrong

My Blog

How Green Day Saved My Life

ok so about it was around about 1995/1996 (i can't remember exactly).  i really felt as though i didn't have anything in my life. my friends were all dick heads and, although i was always hanging...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:39:00 PST

the MISFITS gig...

was the biggest pile of shit gig i've ever been to! i can't believe this kind of farce actually goes on. it was, without a doubt, the saddest, pathetic, 2nd rate, bastardization of what was once one ...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:42:00 PST

MELBOURNE: LOOKING FOR MUSOS...

ok ok so here's the deal. i'm lookin' to start a new band. i'm goin' for a kind of a late 80's / early 90's fast punk sound. closest sound i can think of is that of Minor Threat, Casualties, early NOF...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

why do punks hate emos so much anyway?

it's getting a bit rediculous. the funny thing is, it reminds me a lot of circumstances that happened about 30 years ago. the time when punks weren't a dime a dozen. they were often called "faggot" an...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:56:00 PST

PICS FROM CAITS PARTY AND PUNX MEET

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Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:24:00 PST

An important life decision...

ok short and sweet...Due to some recent events (which i will NOT discuss, to protect the innocent... OR the guilty...) i've decided to go Straigh Edge again. yep yep so thats it... no more... bye! Slo...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 05:38:00 PST

My Top 10 Punk Rock Albums... why? cause i can!

ok so i was reading a "big cheese" from last year and they had one of those "top 50 punk albums of all time" things. i think they're on drugs... nirvanas "bleach" before the ramones' "the ramones"??? ...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:01:00 PST

a quiz! fun

1.PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS OUT, NOW HOW DID YOU GET IT?there's one on the top and middle of my head. i was playing indiana jones on my brick barbeque when i was younger. i slipped and split my head open...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 08:27:00 PST

"You just wanna be Sid Vicious" "Get fucked!!!"

ok so some tosser today says to me "why do you wear a padlock around your neck? what? you just wanna be sid vicious or something?" so yeah i said "get fucked!!!" so to all the other morons out there w...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:01:00 PST

What Punk Rock means to Me...

I first got my first real taste of Punk Rock back in 1996.  I'd been kind of drifting from scene to scene for about a year, but nothing really struck me.  Green Day was the first P...
Posted by Slothy El Retardo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST