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The Shrew

Femme Feroci

About Me

There isn't much to tell really. I'm just a five foot nothing, brunette student from the suburbs.Bless me father for I have sinned sold my soul for sex and gin. ********************************************************** MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

You'd figure making a list of the things you like would be easy. Well, I always get a kick out of going out to a concert, or a bar, or something. But, I prefer to throw elaborate parties with massive guest lists. I also like; stargazing, hiking, coffee at midnight, making my own clothes, political debate, and keggers. In the end though even a trip to the DMV is great fun if you like the people your with.
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I'd like to meet:

The Bitingly Sarcastic, Witty, and Drunken. The Belligerently Loudmouthed. The Masters of the left-handed compliment. The Manically Creative. Anyone who was born fine the first time. Anyone with a lefty social cause that passionately drives them. In short those who can keep up with me.

Music:

Jack Off Jill, Scarling, Ben Harper, Social Distortion, The 69 Eyes, Dead Kennedys, Guns n' Roses, Garbage, Flogging Molly, Little Match Girl, Pamela Means, NIN, The Halo Benders, MSI, Leonard Cohen,The Dresden Dolls, Seven Year Bitch, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre,...

Movies:

I have this thing for documentaries, but otherwise I am fond of; Pi, SLC Punk, Ghost world, and things in that vein. The only things I can't take are Ninja flicks, much to my boyfriend's chagrin.
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Television:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Dead like me, Family guy, American Dad, NOVA, The Daily Show, Drawn Together and it only gets nerdier...
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Books:

Faust: Gothe, Heart of a dog: Bulgakov, The Devil's: Dostoyevsky, The Plague: Camus, Dune: Herbert, Anything by Orwell, The Sandman: Gaiman, Tolkien, Rowling... I can never pull my nose out of a good book, and I like all the genres. Everything from fairytails and fantasy to science mags and history. I love it.

Heroes:


Which Famous Revolutionary Are You?
Margaret Sanger
"I resolved that women should have knowledge of contraception. They have every right to know about their own bodies. I would strike out—I would scream from the housetops. I would tell the world what was going on in the lives of these poor women."

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My Blog

Fundamentalists vs. Arynn: Round One... Fight!

I am throwing a venomous serpent at the next Asshole to spout Leviticus 18:22 at me. Yes, a snake. The logistics of this will be complicated but I think I can make it work. I will need a box (duh) an...
Posted by The Shrew on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

Morning after

I woke up on a hardwood floor with cake frosting on my knee, some guy was kicking me, he thought I broke his leg. I'm going to go throw up now. ~A
Posted by The Shrew on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

Nightmares in my Eyes, and Whiskey on my Breath.

I heard BIlly Holiday tonight, in a divey lttle bar. I wandered in out of the heavy air, thick with heat and rain that won't come. I slid onto a barstool, content to be alone. The bar was quiet, no no...
Posted by The Shrew on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:03:00 PST

The Feral Feminine

Recently I have heard a great deal of talk about the "natural beauty" of womanhood. It is always amusing when these ill-informned organicly feed twits talk about how thier twats make them feel. The sp...
Posted by The Shrew on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:34:00 PST

Sand Castles and Sleeping Pills Somewhere off Highway 104

I built a sand castle. I packed the sides and molded the towers of my stately little castle. With small sure hands I fashioned it in the image of my dreams. I waded in the sound to my knees through th...
Posted by The Shrew on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:59:00 PST

Buddah never tests you

I got this as a bulletin: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ repost this in 5 min under "Myspace's cutest couples" If you Truly Love GOD.99f teens won't stand up for God.{P.S. dont ignore.}-Yo...
Posted by The Shrew on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:34:00 PST

You know what I wish?

You know what I wish? I wish there was a "Pro-Death Lobby". I wish they were as crazy as militant, religious Pro-lifers. I believe this would illustrate the difference between being for choice,and bei...
Posted by The Shrew on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:22:00 PST

Arynn Goes to Mexico.

    Yesterday was Mexico, I got; smokes ($16 a carton), A pretty new dress, and some blankets. I saw a donkey painted to look like a tiger, a hooker with only one shoe, and dancing hors...
Posted by The Shrew on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:52:00 PST

Fuck God. I'll resurrect myself

This morning I find myself raging against an almost intangible enemy. Always just out of reach, a little too far away to grab and choke to death. I swear to me, ( Fuck God, I'll resurrect myself ) tha...
Posted by The Shrew on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:21:00 PST