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Fatty

Why you getting drunk? Cause its tuesday...

About Me


As you can see Shawn looks like a happy go lucky kind of guy, so you must have the laid back "cool" attitude like Shawn.
I'm a pretty easy going guy. When you first meet me I'm pretty shy. I guess you could say I'm an observer. Once I feel comfortable with someone I start to open up alot more. I like heavy music, such as mudvayne or slipknot. But I also have a broad base of music that I listen to like Nightwish, NOFX, Tenacious D and some local bands you've never heard of. I am a Computer Science major at Olympic College in Washington State. I enjoy certain types of video games such as RTS and Top down RPGs. I've never played a MMORPG though.
Here is me as a South Park character :
:: how nintendo are you? ::
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
S Sophisticated F Furious
H Huge A Astonishing C Confused
A Altruistic T Temperamental O Outrageous
W Worldly T Technological X XtRemE
N Noisy Y Yummy
Name: Shawn "Fatty" Cox
Birthday: December 7th
Birthplace: North Kingstown, Rhode Island
Current Location: Kingston, Washington
Eye Color: like a hazel I think
Hair Color: Brown - Soon to change
Height: 5'10/11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Half Irish and Half Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalks
Your Weakness: Weed, Booze, Women
Your Fears: Women
Your Perfect Pizza: Buffalo Chicken Pizza from Silvercity Brewery
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuckin' awesome dude.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy shit I really have to pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't think I've got one, they are all equally horrid.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Being with my child and his mother.
Pepsi or Coke: No contest, I feel ashamed that you would even compare shitty pepsi to awesome coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Buger Thing
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the mood.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream? Vanilla. Beverages (coffee, etc) Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, and I mean coffee... regular old drip. None of this latte bullshit.
Do you Smoke: Yes and Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck no! Why the fuck would I say shitty assed swear words?
Do you Sing: To myself when I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: Everyday, at god damned 4 fuckin:30AM...
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I am currently enrolled
Do you want to get Married: One day it would be nice......... does tomorrow sound good for you?
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on it is I'm beliving in. If it's my memory or knowledge of a subject, if I know that I know it I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Maybe.... after 30 beers and spinning around in circles for a minute.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not at all
Are you a Health Freak: I am, but on my own beliefs of what is healthy and not.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time, unless they pick thier S.O. over me when I needed help.
Do you like Thunderstorms: /me loves them.
Do you play an Instrument: I am starting to learn Bass and Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I am drunk right now
In the past month have you Smoked: I have a cigarette in my hand right now.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Once again, right now.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, but I haven't asked anyone out either.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't had oreos in... like 2 years. I think I'll ask my dad to pick up a box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, not very into fish... but I'm told by a friend that she makes the best fishtasteless sushi, so I need to try it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope In the past month have you been Dumped: Haven't been with anyone in 3 years.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some change from the community change jar between me and my father
Ever been Drunk: I am right now, once again.
Ever been called a Tease: A few times, I can drive some women insane.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, in fact I was arrested for it when I was homeless stealing food.
How do you want to Die: On my own terms.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Computer Programmer
What country would you most like to Visit: Netherlands, but more specifically Amsterdam. Marijuana is a passion of mine.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm not picky
Favourite Hair Color: Deep/Dark Redhead, but I always end up with brunettes. Natural/Fake color... doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long, but sometimes certain women look good with short hair.
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: not a factor, I'm no prize either
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she wants to wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: Probably around 30-40 different KINDS of drugs, couldn't possibly remember how many times though.
Number of CDs I own: 5 or 6 actual CDs that were legally purchesed. Over 400 downloaded albums.
Number of Piercings: One, my left ear. But I really would like more... I just need money.
Number of Tattoos: None, but I would like at least one of my sons name written in some way on my forearm.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A couple of things, mostly crimes I've commited.

My Interests

Computers, Music, Women, Partying.

I'd like to meet:

1. Someone from another planet.
2. Women who like a nice guy. If you like assholes (99% of women) then I'm not for you.

Movies:

Clerks, Happy Gilmore, Star Wars (all 6 of them), Tombstone, All View Askew movies, I like a lot of movies.

Television:

The History Channel, UFC, WWE, My Name is Earl, Stargate Atlantis, Rescue Me, The Shield.

Books:

Earths Children Series by Jean M. Auel awesome, just... awesome.

My Blog

Magic State Champs

So for those of you who missed me on during your Friday night halloween parties, I sort of decided not to go out and get drunk. I actually forgot what day it was until around 10pm and didn't...
Posted by Fatty on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:12:00 PST

Not going home

Its a little late and most everyone knows already, but I will not be returning home to RI. At least not in the near future. My Father and I have decided to stay here in Washington and I hope it wasn't...
Posted by Fatty on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST

Uhhh, I'm leaving/Hi guys, I'm back!

Since people from both sides of the country will be reading this, I'm not sure how to tone myself in my writing. Some people will be happy, some sad, and the reason will vary. I leave Washington on th...
Posted by Fatty on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:41:00 PST

Big Mario

So I was rather dissapointed friday, I ate some Magic Mushrooms and didn't become a larger version of myself that could jump higher. It was still very fun until I met some weird assed fucking musician...
Posted by Fatty on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:40:00 PST

Im drunk whee... Buttsex

So, I went out for my 21st birthday last night. Here is how it went. The night started off with dinner at the place with the best beer in the world IMHO, aside from my fathers home brews that is. This...
Posted by Fatty on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST

Hooray Beer

So yeah, today is my 21st Birthday. I can legally drink now, and can also go into bars. Hooray me. Waiting for my dads girlfriend so we can go out and drink. Not much else to say.... So yeah. MAGIC NI...
Posted by Fatty on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:52:00 PST