Katrin Schla

I go round on my bicycle with a big scythe to chop boys' heads off for my collection, which resides in the cellar of my northeast London mansion. Entry for ladies only, £5 a pop.I play bass in your new favourite girl group The Schla La Las (www.theschlalalas.com), and if you're wondering that this is strange because you've previously come across George, who also plays bass in The Schlas, it's because we have TWO basses. Oh yes, you can never have enough bass.