Geoff

Nine of the following ten statements are true, one is a porky pie. 1) I was advised by a child psychologist to take up judo and go to discos. 2) I am named after my great, great uncle Geoffrey who invented the plastic bits on the end of shoe laces (They're called aglets). 3)I have sold cheese to Michelle Lambourne, who was the hostess on the Fred Dineage hosted television game show 'Gambit'. 4)As a baby I refused, point blank to drink my mothers milk. 5) I have only one kidney. 6) I have a qualifacation in vacuum cleaning. 7) I have been interviewed on the television program 'London Tonight'.8) I used to be Mac Kissoon's postman (that's Mac out of Mac & Katie Kissoon, who had a big hit in the 1970's with 'Sugar Candy Kisses). 9) I have served on the jury of a kidnapping trial. 10) I have found a dead body on three seperate occasions (not the same dead body)a